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@HisNameIsYours @HazelAppleyard This is easy. Grab a hundred year old book or piece of furniture and stand on it.

@HazelAppleyard Cut down an old tree and stand on the stump.

… NO??

@Holly_713 @brianonhere I am sure this is hard for you to believe, but popcorn ceilings do serve a purpose. They break up sound waves so a room isn’t just an echo chamber.

@brianonhere Dude, elder millennial here. Our gen absolutely did this, the same way boomers put popcorn ceilings everywhere. I’m so sick of my people refusing to admit accountability for literally ANYTHING. Everything was ‘done to us’ we’re always the victim, even for our regrettable trends

maybe this is controversial but i don’t think it’s fair to describe it as “millennial gray” when we were primarily victims of it, not perpetrators. that’s like calling phone addiction “Gen Z Ailment” or lead poisoning as “Gen X Water”

@therlybadglfer @RealPostFolder Ok Ruth Buzzi buzzkill. Just for being such a clot I am going to block you.

@RealPostFolder Well, you did it wrong, thats probably why your wife didn't reply. For future reference, lyrics below. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! (Wrong, do it again!) How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? (Wrong, do it again!)

@lizzkelly7 Let us know when it is your turn.

What if death sat beside you, sharing your favorite drink, and quietly whispered: “You’ve done enough. Finish your glass-it’s time to go.” What would you say?

@Arcfunmi Doesn’t matter…the hand tattoo negates any possible positive outcomes.

Whoever invented this deserves a portion of every painters labour wage

@ThoughtCrimes80 Scarred and tattooed for life.

They’re maturing.

@fandompulse Duh..Chuck Norris!

What was Chuck Norris' greatest role?

@SteveLovesAmmo The universe died today…Chuck is still alive.

Let’s honor Chuck Norris today. Give me your best Chuckism. I’ll start: Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He pushes the earth away.

@SpiceWare @MrsMassacre Your EV virtue-signaling really wasn’t necessary.

@MrsMassacre In 2023 we did a 5000 mile Tesla road trip to Yellowstone, onto Tacoma Washington to visit family, then back to Houston. We were in Yellowstone on October 10th & 11th - no traffic jams, no crowds, easy parking.

Is this what you thought Yellowstone Park was like? Unmoving traffic jams lasting 1-3 hours; rivaling that of suburban areas in big cities. Nowhere to park. Insane prices. Tourists harassing animals, littering, picking flowers, influencers everywhere, sticking their hands in basins and ruining them, no good camping spots left because people use AI programs to snatch up the good ones within milliseconds of the site opening up, and most of your day spent behind Asian tourist busses. The overwhelming amount of tourists have made the park experience unbearable. You used to be able to go there and explore nature peacefully. Now it's worse than Disneyland.

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@HistorylandHQ So much of what you have here is wrong. The image is flipped, you can see at least one person looking out the window, and you can see a blur of a person moving on the other side of the street. Try not to poorly parrot what you read somewhere once.

Oldest photograph of Paris in 1837. Taken from a lab window of the inventor. No people was captured because the exposure was 5-10 mins so all the people and traffic got fused and disappeared into the backdrop. Except one man that have a shoes cleaned on bottom right corner

@Rainmaker1973 If it is so ancient, why is it called “Lewis”?

An ancient technique for lifting giant stone blocks using a Lewis tool [📹 bilimtuel]

@sean_gause @RealPostFolder Flush it. You hid it within a mile, the sewers are public.

@RealPostFolder Do people not know how big a square mile is? You could just bury it in the ground somewhere. Idgaf if you hire 1000 detectives, they aren't finding it.

@christop8egger @mtaushb Than you, Ruth Buzzi Buzzkill

Austrian Chancellor Christian Stocker has decided to dispatch the Austrian cruiser 'Fritzl' to the Persian Gulf, making Austria the second EU nation to join the US-led coalition. 💪🇦🇹🇺🇸

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@thesneeze Your “Steve Don’t Eat That” and “the face” are two internet classics!

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@ShrivastavAni @jimmycarr What an asshole.

Can’t do his Islamic jokes and here’s why @jimmycarr 🥳

@PeskyGremlins Whoopsie….

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@andrew_lilico Guess you should have written all that assembled wisdom down and oh, I dunno…maybe had a constitution or something?

The UK ending almost all jury trials is a genuine "moment". I feel a "Please pinch me - I want to wake up now." sensation. It's like we abolished the monarchy - & then some. We're led by people who have no interest in or respect for the assembled wisdom of centuries.