Kaylee Uthoff

*opening gifts* me: :D my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝ my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

Me looking for the perfect song to start cleaning the house

@christinapray this summer

my neighbors threw a party. I was trying to peek to see who all was over there. Someone from the party texted me and told me they could see me. ~traumatized~

@Claire_wilson27 HAHA MOOD

@christinapray @hichasestokes Where do we apply

Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses

Y’all, my dad went to China for the first time and his updates are killing me

I quit, men are cancelled

I came home from college this weekend and Dad says “you only call when something is broke or you’re broke”.... he’s not wrong

Listen Gary, when I look at all of these college guys I’m surrounded by.. a majority of them don’t even know what they want to do with their lives *plays Mr. Mom*

“you’ve picked a great profession, but you still probably won’t be the sole provider in your household because you’ll have to be home to watch your kids.” lolol

Today I got to meet a retired dentist at a dental office I have been shadowing at. When he figured out that I was applying to dental school this man said....

Now these are the messages I like to receive

@Claire_wilson27 still crying at the fact that we ALMOST met this man

elementary: McDonald’s lady worker middle school: preschool teacher high school: nurse half way through college: Dentist............ I should’ve stuck with my elementary school plan

Murray in the summer.. WACK