Kewwy

being a hopeless romantic but never having a valentine

Get me this kids number I’m buying him a beer

hahahahahahahahhahahahah I truly just can’t fucking believe how toast we are

@Strandjunker because there won’t be unfortunately

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

@RpsAgainstTrump 💩

Describe Pam Bondi in ONE word

@RyanRozbiani @RealChalamet this the bitch u riding for????

JUST IN 🇺🇸: Kim Kardashian and Her Sisters Named In Maxwell Victim Complaint in Epstein Files A victim complaint submitted in the case tied to Ghislaine Maxwell alleges connections between Maxwell and members of the Kardashian family. • The complainant claims Maxwell had a “close relationship” with the Kardashian sisters and that they assisted in the use of the complainant’s identity. • The filing references rumors of the complainant’s eggs being used for pregnancies, suggesting possible fertility or surrogacy exploitation, though the writer says DNA testing would be required. • It alleges the sisters used the complainant’s name and funds to promote business ventures and financial activities. • A cosmetics transaction is cited, referencing control tied to Kylie Jenner and a reported $600M deal. • Kim Kardashian is named in an allegation involving identity competition and issues tied to children. • Khloé Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are referenced as having a “special interest” in the complainant’s marriages and name changes. • The complaint also links the family to alleged surrogacy and pregnancy-related identity fraud. The complainant notes they do not possess documentation to substantiate some of these claims and requests an investigation by the authorities.

@CalltoActivism TREY and MATT need u STAT @SouthPark

🚨THE PAM BONDI HEARING BECOMES A SHIT SHOW BREAKING: Chaos erupts after Pam Bondi is asked a simple question about how many co-conspirators she investigated. Bondi evades and starts raising her voice. Innocent people do not act like this.

@Antunes1 absolutely vile fucking place we are living in

Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients. “The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”

something’s never change (like Natalie still being just as intolerable in Traitors as she was in Survivor)

@MarkBrooksArt @GlamazonJay my the aliens are coming here to takeover everything theory grows by the day because these motherfuckers are stocking up like it’s doomsday 👀👀

Said this a while ago here. They are crashing the economy on purpose in order to decentralize money and turn to crypto which him and a few tech bros will wholly control. It's all a big heist.

somebody please tell @TheTraitorsUS producers to get these people some more salmon this cannot be a reoccurring plot line every szn lmao

Reminder that this guy showed up to a protest and *actually shot* three people only to be celebrated by Donald Trump.

“He [Trump] wants to send the military after American citizens.” ~ 10/15/24 She told you so‼️

🚨"It was an execution! I can't believe what's happening in our city. Everything was so peaceful and beautiful and loving here until these cowards came in with masks and guns and started inflicting tyranny on our neighbors. They're killing us!" -Minneapolis protester. LIVE NOW ⬇️

Michael Keaton: "When Trump said ‘I could shoot somebody on 5th Avenue and they’d still vote for me,’ basically what he’s saying is these people are so stupid, they’d still vote for me. They have no respect for you, trust me."

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Protesters in Los Angeles just projected an anti-ICE video onto a building. And it wasn’t just any building. It was Twin Towers, an ICE-linked detention facility where LASD actively collaborates with ICE for deportation screening. This is what resistance looks like when people stop pretending everything is normal.

Every American, right, left, and center, should be absolutely terrified by this.

breaks up with my bf of 6 years —> gains 150 pounds gets dumped by my job —> loses 100 pounds about to have the best post-lay off revenge bod this workforce has ever seen!!!!!

how close I’ve been to losing my shit for the past 8 months