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🚨 BREAKING: Xavi Simons has torn his ACL and will be out for the rest of the season with Tottenham. Xavi will be back to action in 2027. Get well soon ❤️‍🩹🇳🇱

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A Coventry City FC fan once tweeted this when Frank Lampard got the job — now his mate’s gone and turned it into a flag 🤣

Even if you Bought knock off and tell them this happened they'd most likely just send you a new one hahaha horrible tha from Everton...... Boooooooooooooo

Set a treadmill at 21kph ( max most will go to) and try to run for 30 seconds on it. That's what he did for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 30 seconds. The peak of human physical achievement. Insane, absolutely insane.

When Everton played Arsenal in December, the PL’s Key Match Incidents Panel said the VAR was wrong not to send the ref to the monitor to change his decision over the Barry pen The VAR then was Michael Salisbury The VAR today who ignored the Fernandes handball…Michael Salisbury

Do you still wank over the sounds of your upstairs neighbours shagging?

@HACKETTREF Please take a look at the info found online which I have highlighted and should have an explanation from @FA_PGMOL @premierleague @jaybothroyd @SkySportsPL @Mrjamieohara1 @Carra23 @Everton @RefereeHalsey

Outside the box, wins the ball, no contact with Salah. Of course the referee gave it. Liverpool at Anfield. Standard

BREAKING: 4 people injured in horrifying accident on sling-shot ride in Spain.

Take the breaks where you can, but the Mateus Fernandez incident in Hammers v Everton was about as clear-cut a case of ‘ deliberate handball’ as you are likely to see. Definitely moves hand to ball to flick it away. Not natural position or action. Penalty. Staggered not given

Everton CEO Angus Kinnear to contact PGMOL and raise concerns over consistency of refereeing in Premier League following ‘penalty’ incident in loss to West Ham [@_pauljoyce]

He should be kicked out of the VAR chair. He is just not good enough. He ignored the grappling and must have missed the deliberate handball. Everton fans let down again by poor officiating. Where is the Asst Referee - sleeping?

Americans are raised from birth on a simple gospel: everyone wants to live here. The greatest country. The dream. Come one, come all. Except they don’t. No European is packing their bags for a country where a burst appendix can take your house. Where you can lose everything you’ve ever worked for because your pancreas had a bad Tuesday. The United States spends more on F-35s and aircraft carriers than the next ten countries combined. It has not won a war since 1945. It has, however, won the GDP numbers, which are genuinely extraordinary, and which Americans will mention within four seconds of any conversation about healthcare, housing, or the fact that 530,000 of their fellow citizens go bankrupt every year for getting ill. Sixteen other countries solved this. But sure. The jets look fantastic. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

You know we were robbed when this Kopite loving twat says it was a penalty

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Corrupt.

Barry Vs Arsenal Dewsbury-Hall Vs The Shite Barry Vs West Ham All 3 are clear clear penalties. Everton get none of them awarded! Not a suprise really is it from the corrupt @premierleague

How on earth have Everton not got a penalty here? 🤯