Xkevin

Can you eat fish fingers and still be successful?

@greg16676935420 Gregorny

I wrote my name in the snow

@mikarafu I can’t believe you’re still here

@asimulacrumisok Why do you all look like the mafia

Me and my brothers 🖤

Here’s Kevin’s gerbil it’s asleep because it ate too much cheese.

@asimulacrumisok Spit in it

What’s your secret to making great Mac n cheese ?

@0xgaut And I’ve got no beans because I ate them all

Uber has no cars Airbnb has no homes OpenAI has no employees this is the new economy

@muratpak Only if it lines your pockets. Then you care.

I don't care if it's art or not. I care if it's interesting or not.

@mikarafu Yeah I can see it’s sniffing where it’s been

@mikarafu Why’s your pussy on the dash?

@wizardofsoho Kevin Punks

@itstylersays Happy birthday

@itstylersays They look like my Guinea pigs tic tac nuggets

Congratulations to Kevin for securing a job because Kevin used to teach pigeons and do magic tricks with baked beans between his toes but now he has gone up in the world and he serves tea as a tea maid he serves cuntea which makes him sassy and basically Kevin is living lavishly.

@garyvee This is actually nice

This one is for all the parents who are stressing this morning ☀️ early in the school year about their kid … bad grades in school don’t map to happiness in real life … your goal as a parent is to help your child be fulfilled and joyful and successful in happiness, not every bad student is gonna have entrepreneurial talents and amazing work ethic and have huge finacial success but many kids that don’t do well in school can live happy and wonderful lives, just like plenty of “straight A” students will have tough ones and will lack the self awareness to enjoy their 100 years on earth 🌎 … too many folks get caught up in grades and don’t go a layer deeper to understand who their kids are and what makes them tick and how to instill real self esteem in them while balancing the ability to not create entitlement … that’s the “grades” to focus on ❣️❣️❣️ this September 💛

@artnome Boooom

It’s reductive to say NFTs were just about monkey pictures… they were also about Kevin. Be like Kevin. ❤️

@3orovik I think it will be -5

is this the bottom?

@legen_eth 12

Be honest, how old are you?

@itstylersays You should see how long of a spaghetti you can suck up and then see if you can do it for ages and if you can you should try and do the Guinness world record for longest attempted spaghetti suck and I think this will give you more purpose in life. Love from your friend Kevin x