Kiley GMC

Haven't posted anything here in a very long time, but I'm curious what teeny tiny comments regarding the lunatic south of the border are enough for your account to be suspended? Apparently one can't even change signs outside of a nightclub without getting censored... #vancouver

i wonder how all the boyfriends that ignore their girlfriends to play cod feels now that their girlfriend is ignoring them to play animal crossing

So, #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions crossing is fun. I've just decided 😊

Can we all stop saying how lucky we are to be Canadians? Hearing news from the US and hearing about the #WashingtonDCProtests, I don't feel lucky to be Canadian. I feel anxious to be a human.

PSA: If you are giving gift cards this holiday, make them useable online. Don't contribute to Boxing Day crowds in stores which are sure to be happening DESPITE the global pandemic. Can we all just try to be a little smarter? Let's have a safe Christmas! #cancelboxingday2020

Sometimes, motherhood is a thankless dumpster fire of a job; this is true more often during a global pandemic. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. #day43 #2kidsunder5 #momlife #CoronaLockdown

Well, I cut my 4 year old's hair. Just a trim, but it actually looks pretty good. Definitely didn't destroy her hair or anything, so, that's good? #day41 #CoronaLockdown #momlife

Can anyone explain to me why I'm so hooked on #AnimalCrossingPocketCamp? I genuinely don't get it, but I keep catching the bugs and inviting the animals and crafting things? It's addictive. #day24oflockdown

Oh sweet little baby mine Why won't you go to sleep? Your crying and your grabbing Make Mummy want to weep But we're locked in the house now And the laundry's in a heap Go in your crib, cry if you must So my sanity can keep #momlife #toddlerquarantine #COVID19

ISO hamster wheel for a 4 year old? Asking for a friend #momlife #COVID19 #day26oflockdown

Has anyone else noticed in the last few days that your kids aren't quite as delightful as you previously thought? I'm fucking exhausted. #day17oflockdown #COVIDー19 #momlife

I haven't watch Sesame Street in like 25 years... Imagine my surprise when I buy some episodes for my kids and Big Bird is RAPPING. IS NOTHING SACRED?! #momlife #SocialDistancing

Somewhere, is a person who just woke up from a coma after 2 months and is wondering how we messed it up so bad and so quickly #CoronaLockdown

In the back on my linen closet, I found a 3 pack of lysol wipes I bought months ago and forgot about. I whooped so loud, I scared my children. This is what it's come to. #momlife #day12 #Quarantine

How blissful it must be to be a toddler and have no idea that the sky is falling #toddlerlife #socialdistancing

I don't like this. I really REALLY don't like this. And it's not because I'm low on toilet paper. It's because my anxiety levels haven't been this high in over a decade. #Coronavirus #masshysteria

My 4 year old just called me "your highness"... I was going to correct her, but suddenly, I liked the way it sounded 🤷‍♀️ #momlife

You know you need a mental health break when you stay in a hotel for a conference over the weekend, stand on a balcony and think "If I fell 2 stories and injured myself, I'd probably get to take a fucking break" #motherhood #EndTheStigma

Aaaaaand greater Vancouver shuts down completely. We are not set up for this lol #snowday #vancouversnowstorm2020

Can't. Spell. Correctly. It's not Kylee, Kylie, Kyle or Kileigh... I SPELLED IT FOR YOU. MULTIPLE TIMES. IT'S IN MY EMAIL SIGNATURE... HOW CAN YOU FAIL THIS MUCH? #officejobproblems