
The Profitable Prophet
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The Profitable Prophet
@KingShitGamble
The only time I will Depend is wen Im 70 yrs old Thats when I cant hold my shit within so I shit on myself Cause Im SO SICK & tired of shittin on EVERYBODY ELSE





Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited

En Rumanía, los pasajeros pueden pagar un ticket de autobús haciendo 20 sentadillas. Un dispositivo cuenta las sentadillas y luego emite un ticket válido para un viaje en la red de transportes. ¿Qué opinas de esta idea?


Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.

“He’s won series, won Finals, I think we just need to have our mind open and ears open and listen to whatever he says because he knows the most. He’s only saying that because he wants to win … We just got to listen to him.” - Bronny James on LeBron’s playoff leadership

Fidel Castro destroyed in chess by an 8 year old

LAMELO BALL JUST REDEEMED HIMSELF WHAT A GAME DOG








Finally watching The Boys episodes…











