Nice Warm Dump

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If you need a blue chew to get your piss nozzle hard, you need to get your shit together. I'll never need a pill to get stiff as long as women can still fart.

@RichieHits74 Maybe I'll get into the sauce later and spin a few out there.

@KoolQueef Pop off a fuck shaft tweet for old time sakes.

This account used to be nonstop filth tweets and now its mostly me sending Jeff various country songs. Way she goes.

@jeff4836327701 youtu.be/rCLaT6aLyrY?si…

@MisterNixin Theres still coke, wanted toys and greedy old bats to fight. But unfortunately they took the real black Friday away from us. Order your goods online goyim, that way you're not too far away from your fridge.

The only thing I miss about being a kid is doing coke with @KoolQueef on Black Friday and getting into fights with old women over toys I had no intention of even buying.

@FingDuck They need to bring the husky word back. That was "politically correct" in the good ol' days of my youth.

There was a blue 1.5 inch gymnastics tumbling pad on the ground but yeah we had to climb it. I always stopped halfway because I was "husky."

Enjoyed a 40oz wagyu porterhouse and drank a lovely bottle of Cabernet tonight. I'm gonna speed fuck my wife's shit faucet later. Life isn't that hard folks.

@soduckinexcited I'll Eskimo kiss it with my prolapse.

@KoolQueef It still not big enough to go through your big fat ass

You don't let guys fart on your piss flaps?

@soduckinexcited With your long girthy clit?

@KoolQueef If a guy tried to fart on my piss flaps I would poke his bhole

@jeff4836327701 It was from a t-shirt site that makes shirts that are only available for a weekend. Sometimes they put up repeats though, if I see it I'll let you know.

@jeff4836327701 Got this shirt like a year ago. Big man shirt, big man documentary.

@jeff4836327701 open.spotify.com/track/0QRl5nGS…

RT @tiddyenjoyer5: Jeff

RT @LysolDave: My GF got pregnant at the local No Kings rally

RT @DickFurari: @TheBuddhaslamp @SniffMyPickle @ItsDaveHimself_ @BobSeger @BaileyJayShow #remix2014

Still proud of that gem, Tweets like this are what Twitter was made for.