Kristian Strangeway

Felt I was closer to a winner at every track till I wrote them down and im now left with this list. Aintree, Bath, Brigton, Chelmsford, Cheltenham, Chester, Epsom, Ffos las, Leicester, Newbury, Newton, Perth, Salisbury, Sandown, Stratford, Taunton, Wincanton, Yarmouth

@a_bit_dizzee I was happy paying the expert fee at evens there

@KoosRacingClub There's only about six of us left on the God-forsaken exchange so getting a result wrong doesn't seem to matter so much these days

Have they called that photo wrong at PERF?

Great run from Lir Speciale, 3rd in a big handicap. Hopefully the platform to another strong season. Will run at the big tracks when they have some juice in the ground all season. Semi tempted to try and find another one and do a few shares 😲

Lir and Tolstoy are both heading to Doncaster again for the 7f handicap. After that it might be time to enter in an online sale or attempt to sell a few shares as ive some younger stock coming through that I've bred.

Great to get a win from Lir Speciale last week, after a year of near misses. Just spotted that Shamrock Bay who we ran very close sold for 210,000 GNS yesterday. For less than 10% of that you could buy lovely Lir. In fact any of my horses could be bought for 10% of that price

Beta Beta Beta

Champions Day, the pinicle of the flat racing season. How shall we start this special day?? Catterick at 10.30, thats how!!!

Lovely to get some of that good prize money for a class 6 with Queen Roslyn. Time to trawl through the program for something else suitable. She jumps but that might be a game for someone else down the line.

Great acheivement from Brian Ellison to reach 1,500 winners today.

Someone send poor Mellish home and let him get rested up and better

The jumps season is back LOL

The disappointment in Alan Smiths voice there lol

@BBCSport Was the research group on acid when doing this? Numbers plucked from fresh air. Near as bad as Winviz on the cricket, who spin a wheel to determine what % chance each team has

Liverpool are most likely to be crowned Premier League champions this season. 🏆 Manchester United have been given a 2.6% chance of winning it outright.

There's no racing today for a good reason. But wouldnt it be nice for everyone to have 1 blank day a month to let everyone recharge.

@RacingTV @PerthRacecourse @Galway_Races @StevoGG Lovely Pendragon, Palomar and Kingsdale Orion.

Need a helping hand finding tomorrow's winners at @PerthRacecourse & @Galway_Races? @StevoGG has five fancies. 👇🔞

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This week’s Private Eye

@jamesaknight I just hope knowing shed get slung by the end of the day, all her friends helped drink all that champagne

…and predictably yes, I bet the second so in theory should be one of these ‘outraged’ punters who feels robbed by this terrible injustice. Not at all - you place a bet knowing the rules re what you do and don’t get paid on.

Can’t really believe anyone is still claiming the whip DQ should happen on the day. Everyone who bet on that York race will have accepted the result at the weigh in and moved on with their life. Disrupting betting would be a terrible idea for something that hardly anyone noticed until 45 minutes after the race.

Good old Pendragon winning there, bringing back the old days where id claim anything with a pulse from a northern keith deller.