Cosmo Kramer

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

What? Are you unhappy with our arrangement? #seinfeld #kramer

His father was a mudder, his mother was a mudder. #KentuckyDerby151

It’s #OpeningDay

Dunking my face in a bowl of @SaratogaWater

Hey buddy instagram.com/p/CiRl_xdOvAW/…

DeSoto’s down, but Cosmo’s got the caboose! instagram.com/p/CiO7XYXOAlZ/…

@djshort Not for me… I need my Commando 450

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Lunch: Salad with Chicken Dinner: Salmon & Vegetables Midnight: Price Club Can of Beef-A-Reeno

@FirenzeMike Found him! @manicvelocity is the delicate genius that made this...

Sunday Funday

@SportsCenter Down goes the K Man!

Top-seeded Novak Djokovic was forced to default from his fourth-round match at the #USOpen after he accidentally hit a line judge with a tennis ball Sunday. The ball hit a female line judge, who dropped to her knees at the back of the court. es.pn/325vwUy

@JoshuaKerievsky Another game for Milos!

Cosmo Kramer, injured by Djokovic at US Open. ;-)

@KFCBarstool Down goes the K Man!

The way this line person went down is very very funny. Sniper got her

@BarstoolNate Down goes the K Man!

I mean he hit that ball 4 MPH and they DQ'd him for it because her neck got in the way

@BarstoolBigCat Down goes the K Man!

Dog person who fetches balls is a laugh out loud funny way to describe line judges

@TennisChannel @DjokerNole Down goes the K Man!

"Players have been defaulted for less." . World No. 1 @DjokerNole was defaulted from his fourth-round match after a ball he hit struck an umpire. tennis.com/pro-game/2020/… #USOpen

@WeAreTennis Down goes the K Man!

The ball throw that caused Novak Djokovic's disqualification #USOpen