Ray Shio

@teddyfresh99 @ScottDowns44 Why did he tag you if he didn’t know you? It’s not in your username. I’m starting to think you do know Scott

@LPlusRayShio @ScottDowns44 Its in my name, Ray. Everyone knows :)

The heat i’m taking tonight is insane. Half of you are wrong. Half of you are low IQ. My secretary @teddyfresh99 will be taking all complaints and backtalk. You broke bitches could not afford 😭. I’m Navy btw. he’s 103 IQ also.

@teddyfresh99 @ScottDowns44 Then how did he know you have a 103 IQ?? So you don’t have a 103 IQ? Seems like either you are affiliated with Scott Downs or you don’t have a 103 IQ. What gives man?!

@ScottDowns44 I do not know who this is. I am NOT affiliated with Scott Downs.

I feel emasculated for enjoying sparkling water now

@TonyMarenetti69 10 billable hours = 1 usd

@LPlusRayShio Okay I think it’s starting to add up. Please review my math below and make sure I’ve got it right. 1 USD = 1 Shareholder Value x 2 Billable Hour.

My purpose in life is to work 60 hours/week and provide shareholder value

@teddyfresh99 That $4 dividend hitting like crack

Dividends just hit the account. Whats the move tn?

@TonyMarenetti69 More Billable = More USD to shareholder Hope this helps

@LPlusRayShio How does shareholder value translate into USD and how does USD translate into billable hours?

Putting this out there to see if I get flamed for having a club shield #shrink?

@teddyfresh99 Nope. Product sales.

Whoop at a 10 billion dollar valuation 😂😂😂😂😂 Yeah thats a "data collection" valuation

@teddyfresh99 @SvedkaCorn The children yearn for the percolator

@SvedkaCorn Facts Sved. Even the K-Cups nowadays are getting expensive. Might go complete old school and start putting a pot on the stove.

Bought my 1st Starbucks coffee and I can confirm the boomers are right Yall are paying $7 for this shit. Your ancestors are ashamed

@BodaciousRascal The series format is more fair but not nearly as entertaining. Duke is not losing to Mercer in a best of 3/5/7. So the stakes are highest in MM. That’s what makes March special. So I guess it depends on how you define better. +I think that NIL is ruining first round w/ blowouts

@LPlusRayShio Basketball with stakes is going to make room for crazy shots and moments at any level. I actually think series format is more exciting than single-elim. Each series is a different chess match and they span months. MM is a couple hours of craziness mixed into a bunch of blowouts

Don’t like this tweet if you know NBA Playoffs are better than March Madness

@BodaciousRascal I did think about that right after. Exception though, not the rule.

@LPlusRayShio I’ll take like three Haliburton shots last playoffs over this

@LPlusRayShio Always the bridesmaid, never the bride for a reason

Redownloaded Tinder because I'm #downbad rn and after like 5 swipes some chick had a C-Section scar as her first picture. Yeah I'm just gonna start living life like I'm gonna be dead by 29

@teddyfresh99 You could go to the bars every weekend and look for the lonely chicks at all the bachelorette parties

@LPlusRayShio Negative, Ray. Office is in Nashville

@teddyfresh99 Do you have the option to go into office

@LPlusRayShio Yeah obviously its not good for my mental health

@BodaciousRascal Have to go back to like Kawhi over Philly, LeBron chase down block, Kyrie 3 to find something close to as memorable

@BodaciousRascal cmon man

@SMillerUT @TexasWBB @CoachVic_UT

Congrats to @TexasWBB and @CoachVic_UT on advancing to the Elite 8! #HookEm

@TonyMarenetti69 @DavidShiroff Chump change for a guy like me (my parents subsidize me)

@LPlusRayShio @DavidShiroff

@TonyMarenetti69 is roasting Xavier alums for donating $100 while he sits back and donates nothing. Absolutely absurd!