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Dont hmu at 4 am if youre not tryna sneak into the zoo to free the animals with me 😪

When im not driving*

Normalize bed rotting on the weekends and enjoying the peace of your home. You don’t have to go out and spend money every single weekend.

Ppl talking about "it's not clocking to u" but no one is talking about "Clearly u're here for an alternate agenda why would u wanna be here to provoke me like this?" or "this isn't love this is weird" or "go and have a good night somewhere else" or "no fking sir no way no how"

stop crying about how people treat you & get the fuck out they face

Bad news for the Astros⚾️🏟️

@pontuispilate25 @ItsKingSlime

@ItsKingSlime I’m so tired of these little nobody kids popping up on my shit no matter how many times I put not interested. Like wtf

@kekzensky Imagine faking a personality to get a boy

Clavicular new girlfriend reveal she had to quit VAPING to DATE Clav. 😭😭 " he threw it off the balcony " " now i feel so weird.... only my phone to cope " 💔

@Clav0Updates He forgot he just overdosed like a loser

Clavicular got in an argument and started FLAMING this girl for 4 minutes straight on Fresh and Fit 😳 “I don’t even think we can call you female you’re like a trogl*dyte”

@Javiyepiz @trakarra @ArmonWiggins

@trakarra @ArmonWiggins Ok wait why the Bobby part kinda make sense , bc when Bobby asked suki if her baby daddy was someone at Zeus suki was asking Bobby to say who he be fucking at Zeus 👀 maybe that’s why he got him as the audience host at reunions even tho nobody likes him hosting lmao

Mmmh… The Zeus Behind the Camera is the REAL Show! We gone have to wait for that… but thats what I wanna see cus wtf be going on????

@Bigtooley_ @ArmonWiggins Uhm. They are tho.

@ArmonWiggins COKE. This sounds like Nicki thinking Megan and Jay z are attacking her 🤣🤣🤣

FROLIC FRIDAY

Every shade of green gathered together — emerald, tourmaline, malachite and beyond…

“Vas a florecer en tus 30” La flor:

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

SPIRALING

White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.

Just my luck🥴

Life after realizing that the May to August phase finally starts next Friday