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My handwork🥰 A student caterer in kwasu😌

@Guccistarboi This was me two weeks ago guy I wan craze 😭😂

E get as you go take broke, everything for your house go begin spoil, from charger spoiling to gas finishing 😭🤣

@iam_immalove I raise you period h*rny

Ovulation h*rny is demonic

@Hybrid_Ola Chai

Nigerian girls are now texting Angel’s wife, Tumi, asking her if she’ll give them a chance.

@neverelent No time

I no like make person dey stress me, once you begin stress me, i go begin hate you

@precious0709 Chai see as he be 😂

@LaminaPrecious Na him ooo😂

The man vs The man that I want 😍. wants me 🤦‍♀️

@mobola_ade 500k to set up my noodles business walk in shop

No lies please How much do you genuinely need from now to the end of April to solve your most pressing issues Helpers will be in the comments. Have faith!

@fwdaniels But we are not ready for this conversation

the police are the top drug dealers in the country.

@47kasz @Hybrid_Ola Danny of owerri that guy said a lot

Got back online now, you people are mad & khans tweet was my fault(drop a message for him & I switched off my 3 phones) Nobody arrested me & the tweet bout poco Lee mom was false. I was fed wrong information.. been sick for days and I was offline to touch grass!! I wasn’t arrested by anybody(farm your impressions dey follow go)

@PreciousJudge5 This is the third account posting same content today Wetin dey sup 😂

Went to Access bank today to report my missing X payment. I Opened my app to show her the money already left Stripe… She scrolled through my past transactions and asked 
“Wait… all this money is from Twitter?” I said, “Ehen nau.” She looked at her colleague and said, “Omooo.” 😭

@Jambo1516062 Vex go full body

@LaminaPrecious Person go just de vex anyhow

Nothing makes sense when there is no money

@Its_Yhettyqueen Omo

This woman came for a makeup session and she kept rushing me. I sha rushed and finished her makeup….. as soon as she as stepping out of the studio a man walked in and started shouting at her. Next thing, na hot slap I hear 😩 “Didn’t I tell you not to do makeup as we’re already late? Stupid woman!” Ladies and gentlemen 😮

@neverelent Omo ehn 😂

"you're so nonchalant" no vex. the last time i chalant, i almost craze 😂

@Hybrid_Ola Ah forgive and forget 😂😂

My brother’s new babe has dragged me before , insulted me unprovoked too 🤣 E be like say you go beg your ex oo 🤣

@feyverr @Kecyy Fr

@LaminaPrecious @Kecyy Me seff am shocked o, the way I would have shouted for him ehh. Some people in life whenever you see them in one spot don't blame God and life,they deserve that spot. Even here on X we all know some big account that would be very greedy in reality.

One of the most painful experience I have ever felt was when I went to Abuja last month I requested uber from my apartment to get food. Trip cost was 2500 naira. Uber guy arrived and decided to branch filling station to buy fuel before heading to destination… He asked for 5k fuel and I was quite surprised he asked for a fuel that small considering his tank was empty empty. I asked him why so and he said country is hard and he was struggling. So I asked the fuel guys to fill up his tank which cost approx 70k. In addition to that I also gave him 50k as a gift. He told me I should always feel free to contact him if I ever need a ride and I asked if he was free next day cos my flight was for 7am. He said sure. Next day he picked me up and dropped me off and to my greatest suprise man asked me to pay double the fare to airport because ‘he picked me up early’ My life flashed twice. I couldn’t believe what I heard. Humans are ungrateful and tbh everyday I am reminded that the major reason some people are far from their blessings is simply because they are unwilling to make sacrifices or just simply pain greedy. Till today I still have that flashback and I get angry over again when I remember it. Not exactly angry because of the money given because I mean I did so with zero expectation and will do so again and again but because it hurts soo much that said young man just lost a beautiful opportunity to know me better and probably get an opportunity to work with me beyond that day. GREED sealed his fate It is well.

I thought I’ve seen it all so Una dey make red oil from scratch put for man house to avoid buying from market 🤲🏻😭😂

@Beebah_Naturals Kojubelo

My apprentice has been crying and moody since o, I’ve asked her what wrong but she not talking, I told her to go back home and get her mood together, no be me break your heart.

@sley_Xk @kushgramm I can’t even explain why 😭

why are you obsessed with your ex?

@Jambo1516062 Continue

@LaminaPrecious But I want a love in my life

Life done serious pass to dey talk about love.