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Laura Parrott
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Laura Parrott
@LauraParrott
Motorway services expert. She/Her.
Birmingham, UK Beigetreten Şubat 2009
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5yo just asked, “what happens when you die, do you dream?” hamlet ass question
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hey congrats man i heard trump just appointed you as the director of the department of little bitches
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Now that I don’t travel as much for work anymore I had forgotten about the sheer joy of sitting in a bar by myself with a glass of wine doomscrolling to my hearts content.
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If you’re ever feeling unloved might
I suggest listing a Patagonia fleece on Vinted at a reasonable price because believe me, then everyone on the internet wants to be your best pal.
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This guy seems better at being Austin Powers than Mike Myers
eric curtin@_ericcurtin
my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in
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I like to think I’m a calm person but then someone brings up the price of olive oil
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There are Succession S4 E8 everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
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remember to be kind to yourself today. keep looking at your phone, keep scrolling. keep neglecting your basic needs, descend further into the darkness. do not engage with the people in your life telling you to log off. they don't understand you like we do, they never will
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All this over the price of eggs? I wholeheartedly hope they go up even more.
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Democracy is vastly improved by politicians holding back tears in a school hall at 2am next to someone dressed like Elmo. Not this American nonsense!
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I’m calling the state of me for it’s time to go to bed. Y’all yanks are something else man.
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UK exit polls: it's a Labour landslide
US exit poll: ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE, AND YOUR BETROTHED MAY BE RETURNED TO THEE
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Big day for fans of rolling news, panic attacks and going to bed late (me)
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pulling up ready to lib out so hard for the next 72 hours
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Spotify DJ mode is so funny. It just hit me with “here’s one from Lady Gaga you
might have missed - Telephone featuring Beyoncé”
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I’ll tweet about this diva and his mug every chance I get and nobody can stop me.
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bald ann dowd@ali_sivi
everybody in twin peaks randomly serving face
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