Lazor

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Lazor

@Lazor2828

Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.

Beigetreten Aralık 2012

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Lazor@Lazor2828·14 Nis

I wasn't built to be the big spoon, I look like a backpack.

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Joshwelt@weltszzn·1d

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

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Nyeleti✨@Nyeleti0606·19h

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

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preye🤎@tessysmitha·11h

men will fuck you raw, kiss your forehead, lick your entire body and still get back with their ex

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poppa@popitforpoppa·17h

this human shit difficult i shoulda been a honeybun

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Lisa@lisathebeauty1·1d

People who take solo trips are brave as hell.

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eliz@eliza___v·1d

Who fucking closed last night?

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˘͈ᵕ˘͈@0SAKA_04·14h

White people be like my dog is on Prozac

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meghan@deloisivete·20h

Well, it finally happened. I tried to say "all good" and "no problem" on a work call and it came out "all problem"

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ً@ImAVeteran_·1d

I’m like a retarded philosopher

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miia@miiagarro·17h

a man just called me evil, i needed that. thought i was losing my spark for a minute

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໊@cdoll·4d

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:@_dxllz7·4d

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

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miu@yours__xo·5d

it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you

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miia@miiagarro·4d

i'm such a waste of a baddie bc i don't go anywhere

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Mike 📺@michaelcollado·12 May

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

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Rob.@Robfrfr·8 May

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

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Softboy@softboywin·9 May

Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·3 May

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

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poppa@popitforpoppa·4 May

gas is $5.00 ain’t no pulling up to chill i’m spending the night

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A. Mando@AMandoSch·10 Nis

Communicating with people on Twitter at times is kind of like trying to make contact with extraterrestrials.

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