Lawrence Beatty

@GOPoversight Trump next?

🚨 Today, we will be deposing former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton under oath as part of our investigation into Epstein. No one is above the law.

@GOPoversight Trump next?

No one is above the law. Secretary Clinton is appearing for a deposition today after Republicans and Democrats approved a motion to subpoena her for testimony as part of our investigation of Epstein and Maxwell's crimes.

@stoolpresidente Where are the pizza reviews?

Anybody can be a coach killer. Generational talent to be an owner killer I mean imagine hating LeBron so much you sell your families legacy?

@TizzyEnt Why these agents in the middle of traffic? Didn’t their mommy’s teach them not to play in the road?

We now have footage from the agent who unsolved Renee Good.

@stoolpresidente Don’t want to see nothing but pizza reviews 5 days a week at 5pm central time

Sneaky…

@QuarterJade A slide to get to bottom floor

so what would you do with this space

@QuarterJade Air mattress and heated blanket

movers called said they won’t be delivering our things until the end of next week it’s so cold in here ………

@chuckschumer Do not cave

If Republicans want to keep blindly following Donald Trump into the abyss of chaos, let them. The rest of America is moving forward.

@MarkPocan @atrupar Gas is closer to $4 then it is to $2

$2.00 a gallon?! The last thing Trump pumped was some nacho cheese on some tortilla chips. He’s out of touch and his tariff taxes are costing us all more on groceries and other goods. The GOP doesn’t give a damn about you.

@codemiko Hurry put me in your will

what does it mean when you randomly taste potatoes?

@RonFilipkowski Just give him something gold

Every country in the world has figured out that all they have to do is give Trump some amazing sounding false promise to announce so he can take credit for a “win” and they can get whatever they want in return. He craves personal credit and fluffery - substance is irrelevant.

@FoxieKT Check van for gps device or AirTag

My biggest fear came true and I’ve been getting followed by someone for the past two days that I’ve been in Ocean Beach. I am safe with my friends right now, but trying to figure out what to do next. The streamathon will be paused until I get my bearings. Much love guys.

@idiotpeach @carolinekwan Should have blocked his camera so he didn’t get the shot then jacked him in the jaw.

homophobes are always ugly ❤️

@krassenstein Where’s their physical fitness test?

The Texas National Guard has officially touched down in Chicago to bravely consume all available deep dish pizzas, one slice at a time, while heroically pretending to solve problems. And it only costs us $700 per day per guardsman.

@krassenstein Need to pay off national debt

BREAKING: Note that Trump has no ability to do this. What Fox News is saying Trump will do would actually be illegal. The president cannot move money around without Congress’s approval. They might as well just forget about article one of our constitution altogether.

@TizzyEnt She should of honked when she went in front of car and made her jump lol

Flower Mound TX, who is she?

@RenewedDay Take away gun deaths and what place is USA in?

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail. I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed his lawn, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail. It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is third in murders throughout the World. But if you take out just four cities: Chicago , Detroit , Washington DC and New Orleans , the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders. These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S. All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMOCRATS. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat .

@mayohiga1 Congrats on the 🤰

I frew up

@DaleJr Get rid of playoffs. Whoever wins most races during season is champion. Make races more exciting by getting rid of teammates and a payoff for fastest average lap time of race. No more taking it easy on teammates or during race.

If NASCAR went to a 3-3-4 playoff format I would not mind that Dega was in the final round.

@stoolpresidente You’re getting lazy with your pizza reviews was 5 days a week then 4 days a week now replays. Come on do better.

Barstool Pizza Review Throwback - Sexton’s Pizza (Hilliard, OH)