Laurence Leamer

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One of the reasons tennis is declining is that the Tennis Channel does such a pathetic job. Last evening when Federer was in a classic match at the French Open, the channel was playing an old match in Madrid. Right now Serena Williams is playing but the channel doesn't care.

If you're white you should watch this. bgstr.com/spotlight/entr…

Tucker Carlson says the only reason Chauvin was found guilty was because of the protests. I suggest we have a live television program where someone steps on Tucker's neck for nine minutes and see how he does. My guess is we'll need a new Fox host.

My niece is getting married in May. It will be a big wedding but we're worried that Trump may show up and talk about how he won the election.

First publicity for my book a mere six months early. al.com/life/2021/03/s…

At first I thought Kamala Harris with her open border mentality was a bad choice to overseeing the border problem. But this will be her make or break moment. If she succeed, she will appear worthy to be President. If she falls, she's in big trouble.

Florida's Senator Rick Scott says states should return unneeded stimulus bill money. That's a great idea. States like Florida with Republican politicians who voted against the bill should send the money back to be given to states with leaders who voted yes.

Piers Morgan couldn't succeed in America and now he can't succeed in Britain. I suggest he try the colonies. Rhodesia would be about right.

Cancun Cruz is the most despised person in American politics. There's lots of competition for this title and it took years of effort for Senator Cruz to win this honor.

The liberal commentators on cable are saying that Mitch McConnell is a hypocrite and spoke out of self-interest. Of course. But he's going to take all kinds of flack from the Trumpites for speaking as he did. He'll be booed wherever he goes. Give the guy a little credit.

It's a pity the networks tuned out when Sen. Mitch McConnell gave his amazing speech condemning Trump for his heinous conduct. He said rightly that Trump is legally vulnerable for everything he did, not just impeachment.

Trump's Boeing 757 with his name slapped on the side is not in its accustomed place at the Palm Beach International Airport. People who should know say it's sitting in the midwest somewhere in need of new engines that could cost as much as $100 million. And Trump isn't paying.

My life is in radical decline. I'm no longer getting emails saying Ukranian beauties want to date me. I'm getting emails from Chuck E. Cheese offering me discounts.

I've been reading about the Kennedy administration and all the events held during those thousand days celebrating American culture and achievement. All administrations have some form of this except Trump. The only thing Trump has celebrated in four years is Trump.

My spam has gone through an evolution. For a while there was a problem with the size of part of my anatomy. It must be okay now because all these Ukranian women want to date me.

The Cleveland Indians baseball team is changing its name. From now on they will be known as the Cleveland Washington Football Team.

I see that Trump says he is going to pardon all Republicans. I'm sure most of them are guilty of one crime or another and it certainly will make Trump popular with his base.