Liam Chapman

Nicely done #beforewedie #numberplate

Who has an iPhone 14 Pro right now? Need to test this on device asap! 🏝️ Hit The Island - our game concept for iPhone 14 Pro, still laggy but it’s turning out nice :) #iPhone14Pro #iOS16

@MSTVTweets managed to get one on @verynetwork. No email confirmation yet. But, money has left my account, hopefully all good🤞. tips wise, it kept crashing on payment, but I waited a couple of minutes and was able to click through ok.

Listen to Larry David: “You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me...I’ll never see you.” #StayHomeSaveLives

github being down is the closest thing you get to a snow day at school as an adult

Me: I'm a JavaScript expert. Also me: *Googles array slice*

FOUNDERS: Morale is at an all time low. Employees are resigning left and right. Don't panic, because we have a plan. EMPLOYEES: You're going to pay us more and hire more people so we don't have to work 100 hour weeks? FOUNDERS:

Apparently one of the deleted scenes from Star Wars was Hans solo picking up chewbaccas shit, tying it up in a small plastic bag and then hanging it on a fence on the way back to the millennium falcon.

@madedotcom when y'all doing free delivery again? 😜 got my eye on something, but can't justify £15 for delivery.

INVESTORS: We need you to triple your employee headcount in 2019 24 year old Founder with a comp sci degree and two whole years of real world experience:

*company forgets to put "we are not interested in working with recruiters for this role" on job ad* Recruiters:

Tasteless, shameless rip off. 😕 #Spotify #Revolut #hellofellowkids

Blue screen Whispered: “Have you ever loved so hard you split your soul in two” A dam bursts in slow motion A couple kiss in the rain A clock spins in reverse A ham explodes A page is torn out of a dictionary David Beckham leans into a microphone in a courtroom: “Guilty”

i will find you and i will connect with you

“Human Uber,” developed in Japan, provides a way to attend events remotely using another person’s body. “It’s surprisingly natural” says its inventor, Jin Rekimoto of Sony #emtechasia

The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party! Boringcompany.com/flamethrower

So sad to hear about the death of the lovely & funny Keith Chegwin. RIP you National Treasure. #PopKnobInFanny

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@csscreatures Happy Orange winking tooth