Laurence

The U.K. Isn't a fucking team you prick, fuck off now twitter.com/lorddjm/status…

@gemroncal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don't know what either are but I'm bare excited for the results

This summer weather though 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I'm buzzing Marlin has left love island, don't have to watch her smoke like a spastic

I fucking hate Glenn hoddle commentating

@DanielSturridge please accept my hand in marriage

MY NIGGGGGGAAAA STURRIDGE !!!!!!!

Cba work when I want to see my girlfriend on her birthday @FranBrown_ :( :(

@FranBrown_ happy birthday, sorry I couldn't spend the whole day with you but I love you and I'll see you later ❤️❤️

@FranBrown_ see you on the beach b ❤️❤️ can't wait 💃💃

@OfficialChip ordered from cash motto 3 weeks ago and nothing has come, I want you to personally deliver it as compensation

The haribo tangfastic advert is the best of all time

@ZoroGoat ZORO ALL DAY ARE YOU DUMB

@breezeymitchell rose is a badman so cresswell can fuck off and walcott , I will stab him in his potential for a whole 10 years face

@gemroncal happy birthday to you Bye

Rashford in the England squad 😍😍😍😍

Oi @theowalcott you good ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 man got pipped by andros Townsend

@RobPetersonn what in gods name are you doing kid

@eddiegoncharuk you sucking the soul out that bone marrow ?

Just placed a £50 acca instead of a £5 by accident, safe to say ive pissed that money away