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We laid an egg in Tampa Bay No run support for Robbie Ray The coach at third base Seems way out of place We stink right now’s all I can say.

The second game just got away In Philly, this wasn’t our day Two runners on base We miss and we chase Just put the damn baseball in play!

Awful.

In Philly, two games back to back Alas, Walker was out of whack It could have been won We lost by one run This second game: a heart attack.

@SFGiants In Philly, the Giants looked tired The baseball was sure uninspired Lost seven to zip, And not to sound flip, At least all our coaches weren’t fired!

FINAL: Phillies 7, #SFGiants 0.

In Philly, the Giants looked tired The baseball was sure uninspired Lost seven to zip, And not to sound flip, At least all our coaches weren’t fired!

@SFGiants Can we please give it up for Jung Hoo? That man’s on a heater, it’s true He had a slow start But now shows some heart The Marlins swim home feeling blue! 🎣

#SFGiants win!

Can we please give it up for Jung Hoo? That man’s on a heater, it’s true He had a slow start But now shows some heart The Marlins swim home feeling blue! 🎣

Three homers today at the yard And Ramos and Drew hit it hard Poor Devers can’t hit But hey, Casey Schmitt! A win for the Captain, who starred! #SFGiants

There once was a pitcher named Houser Been just a few innings but wowzer We’re now down by eight And it’s getting late I’m now closing out of this browser.

@dodgerhayden @SFGiants maybe that will help his swing

@LimericksSf @SFGiants Hitting rafy in the wrist next time

FINAL: Dodgers 3, #SFGiants 0.

A game we did not have to lose The error in center was Drew's But on the bright side We leave with some pride And Rushing, the jerk, has a bruise. #SFGiants

A duel twixt the men on the mound Ohtani and Mahle went round Say thank you to Pat One swing of the bat The Los Angeles Dodgers were downed! #BeatLA #SFGiants

@SFGiants @alli_oopsie A beautiful, glorious day As Landon Roupp came out to play Good lord that was fun The score: three to one THE GIANTS HAVE BEATEN LA! #BeatLA #SFGiants

#BEATLA ✅

A beautiful, glorious day As Landon Roupp came out to play Good lord that was fun The score: three to one THE GIANTS HAVE BEATEN LA! #BeatLA #SFGiants

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A sweep that was ours for the taking Too bad that our offense stoped raking Nice outing from Ray Gilbert was OK If I said I was thrilled, I’d be faking. #SFGiants

My limericks have been a bit late The last two games though have been great! The bullpen showed grit And Ramos can hit? Are things turning ‘round at the plate? #SFGiants

@NBCSGiants Roupp claimed that the ball became slippy As things twixt the two teams got chippy Some fire appeared And benches were cleared A three to zip win that was trippy! #SFGiants📷

Benches cleared after Erik Miller struck out Sal Stewart to end the game 😳