Stephen garwood

@The_Forty_Four But when you get up close to them, they are a load of 17 year old spotty virgins wearing balaclavas thinking they’re ultras. Sorry, but it’s falsed cringy behaviour

Crystal Palace fans in Italy tonight 👏 I didn’t know us English fans were capable of something like this 😂😂😂

@theawayfans Grown man!

This Forest fan wearing a Benfica hat at the game against Porto last night, right in front of their fans… 😆🖕

@ThaEuropeanLad Copying European teams

@Georgeturnerutb Balaclavas, flags, drums and piro’s. Grown men for fuck sake!

I don’t understand how people think this is good? It’s fucking embarrassing. Just watch the fucking match and sing.

@iam_jlc Looking forward to the new Bond. Almost certainly will be Alan Carr 👍🤔

I get why people think Sean Connery was the best Bond. Maybe he was the closest to the books? But Roger Moore made by FAR the best Bond films. There’s not a Connery Bond film that comes close to the enjoyment level of Live And Let Die or The Spy Who Loved Me.

@nut_history Nobody outside the US would care. Boring

Out of hundred of 95MPH fastballs how many do you think you could hit? Probably zero for me.

@BobbiHuyton Cringey

Feel like Palace are the only English club who can do this convincingly. They’ve nailed the European Ultra atmosphere without it feeling completely artificial

@dantypo Totally agree

Nobody is required to love your dog. I know I sound like a prick. But stop bringing them in stores. Just last Friday, I stopped in a store and a guy in checkout has his dog and it jumps on me as I walk past them. “Oh he just loves people” they say obliviously. So? I’m having to go to customers and the dog got dirt streaks on the thigh of my pants. And spare me the “if you don’t like it, don’t go in the store” bullshit. If you can’t make it through a store without your dog, it’s not me with the issues. I had a dog. It was a great dog. Best part of our family at times. But I expect NOBODY to have to deal with my occasionally over-excited dog, especially in a public place. I’d never have even thought of bringing a dog (I’ve seen it twice now) in a restaurant. Hell, if a person came over my house who was uncomfortable with it acting up, I’d take him in the other room. And for those with actual service pets? You really should speak up, because the people who don’t have well trained dogs are going to lose you that privilege. *end rant

@jimmy__mcintosh As a Millwall fan, I think that’s attention seeking cringe

Sometimes you’ve got hold your hands up and say: fair play

@FBAwayDays Copying European teams? Think it’s cringy

Incredible atmosphere from Crystal Palace in Italy tonight. 😮 No other team in England creates an atmosphere like this, fair play to them! 👏

@hardwoodinsider @Luv_Xcuses Good??? American food is regularly voted the worst on earth

@Luv_Xcuses 1. Food. 2. Sports. 3. Governance 4. Uplifting the poor 5. Movies 6. Inventions

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@Luv_Xcuses Obesity

@theawayfans Not for much longer if Millwall get promoted. Then Millwall v West Ham will make that look like an Alan Carr convention

Sunderland at Newcastle in 2014. Do you think this is the most fierce rivalry in The Premier League? #SAFC #NUFC

@Ryanmariebach78 All the idiots that have started saying ‘super’ in front of everything

What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"

@SandyofSuffolk Go out then! Sitting in on the best night of the week is for saddos

Has Saturday night TV ever been this bad? BBC 1. Michael McIntyre's Big Show. Which I love. But it's a repeat. The Weakest Link. Repeat. Not Going Out. Repeat. BBC 2. Morecambe and Wise. Twice. Repeats. ITV. Celebrity Sabotage. Absolute garbage. The 1% Club. Repeat. Channel 4. Two films that seem better suited to children. Channel 5. The usual cheap dross about the Royal Family. Utter rubbish. Do better TV companies.

@siobhanworld @DanCollins2 Glad you admitted it’s for your ego 👍

@Lionginger @DanCollins2 Thank you for saying it’s glamorous. Good for my ego.

Working from home this morning and taking the car for its MOT at lunchtime. It’s passed the last two times with no problems so I’ve got everything crossed for a third time.

@DanCollins2 @siobhanworld What’s it got to do with you shithead? It’s a genuine question, why do people feel the need to take a glamorous photo of themselves when making a point?

@Lionginger @siobhanworld I bet you’re jerking off to the photo. Helps your frustration. Join a dating agency instead of making mindless comments

@siobhanworld Because I think it’s kind of me to let people know when they are being so vain 👍

@Lionginger Hello Stephen. Why don’t you just block me and then you wouldn’t have to make the same comment for a third time?

@ThaEuropeanLad United this season would be fucked without him

Who's standing up for Bruno Fernandes?