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Stadium muss annoying fi navigate later. Football and party

Y'all wouldn't even try

“All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live” The capitalist class - after decades of gutting labor unions, stripping worker protections and generally committing social murder - has forgotten that this is what happens when workers are left with no other way to negotiate

You share 98.8% of your DNA with chimpanzees. A group of 200 of them just tore itself apart in a Ugandan rainforest, and researchers have been watching it happen for a decade. A study came out yesterday in Science, one of the top research journals in the world. For 30 years, scientists tracked the Ngogo chimps in Uganda's Kibale National Park. This was the largest known chimp group on the planet, around 200 animals all living, hunting, and raising families together. Then around 2015, the group started splitting down the middle. Two clusters, one on the west side of the territory and one in the center, stopped spending time together. Males stopped mating with females from the other side. By 2018, they'd drawn a line through the forest and refused to cross it. The Western chimps started raiding. Between 2018 and 2024, they killed 7 adult males and 17 babies from the Central group. They ripped infants straight off their mothers' chests. Fourteen more Central males vanished during that stretch, bodies never found, while Western's population climbed from 76 to 108. John Mitani, a University of Michigan researcher who spent over 20 years with these chimps, told NBC he believes the Central group is "doomed." He used the phrase "extinction event." This almost never happens. DNA evidence suggests chimp communities fracture like this roughly once every 500 years. The only other time anyone saw it was in the 1970s with Jane Goodall's chimps in Tanzania, but researchers questioned that case because Goodall's team had been feeding bananas to the animals for years, which may have warped their natural behavior. Ngogo is the first split observed with zero human interference. The cause dates back to 2014. Five males died that year, likely from disease. These weren't random chimps. They had close bonds on both sides of the group, the kind of friendships that kept 200 animals functioning as one unit. Once they were gone, a new top male seized control in 2015, a disease swept through and killed 25 more in 2017, and the two sides just kept drifting until there was nothing connecting them anymore. One part of the paper sat with me. These chimps have no ethnicity. No religion. No political parties. The war started because friendships broke down, cliques solidified, and new group identities replaced years of cooperation. Aaron Sandel, the lead researcher from UT Austin, argued that keeping relationships alive across group lines may be the actual recipe for preventing this kind of collapse. In a species 98.8% identical to us, that recipe failed in under ten years.

"The FBI was able to forensically extract copies of incoming Signal messages from a defendant’s iPhone, even after the app was deleted, because copies of the content were saved in the device’s push notification database" Oops

If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

Horse racing 🐎 🏇

Not a syllable about any downside, risks, marine impacts or climate.

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

mondays problem

When a dog dies of old age in The Sims 3, the Grim Reaper reassures them with a hug and throws a stick for them to follow into the afterlife.

Lmao

These are the young people who sacrifice their lives and sanity then get erased by history. This is the first time I’m hearing his name but I know he probably died without any accolades nor recognition beyond a victim of the state.

Whoever manages to translate ant texts and gain access to their 150 million years of military theory will be pretty much unstoppable

BREAKING: Ship-tracking data shows most vessels passing through the Strait of Hormuz in the past day were linked to Iran, with others delaying voyages despite the two-week ceasefire, Reuters reports.

Lmao

The only reason I learnt abt this in school was bc my teacher was Maori. She understood the importance of knowing what happened to your people. She went out of her way to tell us. White Australia tries to cover stuff like this up. Absolutely monstrous.