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@IKILLPEOPLE18 When someone offers you a cup that was hand-washed with soap and water, do you refuse to drink from it because it wasn't sanitized in a dishwasher? The sun is shining, and it's a beautiful day for lemonade.

I really believed for a second Team Liquid could still make LAN

the bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists

@SleepyAcidQueen i get it

I should lowk just uninstall and go play fucking Genshin Impact or something

BREAKING 🚨: Trials of Osiris officially has 0 teams of trios playing globally during the famous Olympic event "Guardian Games" marking a record 259% less players than Hello Kitty Island Adventures. This marks the 17th week in a row of Hello Kitty Island Adventure domination

Dont respect us, Okay fine, Get 3-0d in ur spawn by the Lamine Yamal of Tracer . GGZ 3-🍩@disguised

@art3misgg_ow +73% is insane w freshie abuser

you can call me the freshie abuser

Replay Code wipe on Tuesday, March 31 @ 11am PT Please RT for awareness

every loss is a lesson

Gearing up for the Overwatch Twitter beef of the month

Born too late for prime @madpurpl333 💜 Born too early for prime @Sh1baa_ 👶 Born just in time to witness @grank_OW do shit like this 🤯 #GRANKTHEWORLD #WEARESPREADING @UnterOW

How it feels wearing glasses as a boy #male

INSIDER: NTMR paying staff with fake currency “Yeah the laptop Flak threw into the lake in 2022 had all the account info on it. He’s been paying employees with Monopoly money and calls our paydays ‘Passing Go.’ I was saving to purchase a house on Boardwalk” - (ex employee)

idf soldiers in the replies saying the jq perk isn’t turbo broken

@kindredxo next season they’ll put it back top left

why is it in the top right now omfg dpmo

Commander white mercy because she's the klan leader

Guys i have to tell you something. In the last hour of server slam i've got lovestruck. I am such a bad person, the very first thing i did was pull the trigger. I could've ask first, but my stupid ass just pulled the trigger... but something told me to not execute that Rook. And then i heard it, the voice of my (not anymore) future Marathon Wife. I couldn't move, say anything, i wanted to give her MY self-revive kit, but i just couldn't move. I was staring at the monitor with my thoughts 10 years into the future where me, (not anymore) wife, and our son Jacob mow down every Crew on Dire Marsh. My friend Snowman betrayed me, killed my (not anymore) wife, my love... my heart.

@_Luckyjust1y @chowosen yeah dude kiriko sucks bc gold players don’t have hands!! another decade of kiri lucio!!

@chowosen Brother, pro meta and ranked meta are completely different, this is why i said people don't buy skins for her because she is good, these mfs don't even know how to play the character, they buy skins because they like her that's it

MAYBE the reason why kiriko skins sell the most is because she's been META for 3 YEARS!!! What if we NERF her so we're not all FORCED to pl- AH HELP THEYVE GOT ME NO LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE ILL STOP TA-