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@ronsterd89 Don't they still make those? They used to give them to us in school as a kid in the 90s. They bought a giant thing of like 200 of em and handed them out to all of us at lunch as a special treat sometimes.

@mrgnsports Why, you've already got twin airbags

@Maga4liberty ... Gameboy was late 80s

Atari? Gameboy? Boombox?

@CobaineSauce @MbarkCherguia @Geniustechw That toy would constitute destruction of private property worth $1000 or more.

@MbarkCherguia @Geniustechw I’ll get over it. What a bunch of man children, oh, she poured water on his toy. Who cares dry it off and play your Fortnite faqqet.

She poured water on her husband’s PS5 because he doesn’t give her attention 😭 Gentlemen… be 100% honest: How would YOU react?

@MbarkCherguia Aqua net and topcoat

What's this picture smell like?

@lady_valor_07 We work for a living. Ain't nobody got TIME for dat!

How would you respond to her question?

@LionelMedia Danny DeVito?

The architect of American conservative political strategy.

@TaraBull No way in HELL did they EVER give us 70% of their GDP

Canada’s PM Mark Carney gets a standing ovation announcing that the era of the Canadian military sending 70¢ of every dollar to the United States is over.

@Stevemcste39454 @itsjackkkkb 🤨... 😒... 😮‍💨

@itsjackkkkb I want you to cuck me so badly

You don’t even wanna know

@itsjackkkkb ... What's to know? You're wearing hot lycra dress in what appears to be a bar/club.

@ArtDikaya I'm willing to wager $20 you didn't eat that. You laid it out, put it in a basket, crammed your tits into a bikini, and took 7 pictures before you decided to tell your SM guy to post it with a flirty post text, am I on track here?

What is your favorite breakfast? 😜🍳

@spraguepond @MbarkCherguia O MY GOD YES. IT'S A IMPERIAL OUTPOST!

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see Barack Obama's new presidential library?

@MbarkCherguia It looks like an Orwellian prison

@thetrueblackmax @chefsevenn D!

@chefsevenn Bread.

Be honest, what’s missing here?

@chefsevenn Liver puddin

@Marlayna29 Condoms

🤔

@lady_valor_07 1986

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@Darkdarling00 Noice 😎👌

How do you feel about this relationship? 🤔

@lady_valor_07 progressive.

@paratroopbrady Caaaalll the poliiiiiice

What would you do if this guy did this at your door?