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@h94963292 @JeremyVineOn5 The meme is GDP, but in reality its 24% of all government spending
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@JeremyVineOn5 A war on benefits culture is what he is saying and yes it needs to be cut
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@DividendDrip £1200 mortgage will mean you need to be earning far more than 30k year. You have made it all up. Also who has a degree and only earns 30k?
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£30,000 a year sounds good but here's the reality:
Monthly before anything comes off: £2,500.
Then reality hits:
Tax: £286
National Insurance: £198
Student loan: £20
Pension contribution: £100
What actually lands in your account: about £1,896.
Now the fixed costs:
Mortgage: £1,200 (and this is being kind!)
Council tax, utilities, internet: £420
Getting to work (train or fuel): £250
That’s roughly £1,870 gone before you’ve even eaten.
You’re left with about £26 for the entire month to cover food, clothes, going out, emergencies… how is this sustainable? Something really needs to change.
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@CriticalFriend2 @andreajenkyns It’s not hard to know you and your pathetic kind.
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@Lord_Orc_4th @andreajenkyns Idiot … you don’t know me at all.
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This is one of the most cringe things I’ve ever seen.
😳
Reform UK@reformparty_uk
Nigel Farage delivers his St George’s Day message. 🏴
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@VenerableScribe @BotFinderUK Well you have totally failed, stick you your soy milk a tofu.
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@Lord_Orc_4th @BotFinderUK No, that's another department. I'm in the Humiliating Rabid Neo-Nazi Fuckwads section.
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ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME 😡🇬🇧
been out since 6AM knocking doors in leek for REFORM
SIX AM
SIX
because thats when REAL PEOPLE are awake (turns out they are NOT)
first door bloke answers in his pants
i say “morning sir have you considered voting reform to save the nation”
he says “have you considered leaving” and shuts the door
SECOND door
woman opens, sees leaflet, just goes “racist” and shuts it
i shout “ITS COMMON SENSE” through the letterbox but shes gone upstairs
THIRD door lad filming me on his phone
“say something about woke”
i say “woke is ruining everything”
he starts laughing like im on tiktok
THIS is what we’re dealing with
tried explaining about labour’s secret plan (you know the one, cant say too much but involves bins and france)
and also asking QUESTIONS about Rupert Lowe
no one wants TRUTH anymore
one bloke sprayed me with a hose
HOSE
about to give up when i knock this one door
old fella answers
says hes a WW1 veteran (looked about 140 but fair play)
invites me in
next thing i know im sat with him AND an amazon delivery bloke who just wandered in mid-drop
and somehow
SOMEHOW
we all start singing WE’LL MEET AGAIN
full emotional
me, a war hero and a bloke with a barcode scanner
tears in my eyes thinking THIS IS BRITAIN
song ends
amazon bloke scans something and leaves
i walk out feeling hopeful
immediately get shouted “oi racist” from across the road
BACK TO REALITY
im about to pack it in when Gemma Collins appears out of nowhere
just says “dont give up babes youve got this energy”
ENERGY???
im exhausted and being bullied by the public
but i soldier on
more doors
more shouting
more rejection
eventually police turn up
apparently im a “public nuisance”
PUBLIC NUISANCE???
im doing DEMOCRACY
they say ive been shouting through letterboxes and refusing to leave
i say thats PASSION
next thing im in the back of a van
BAILED later (theyre “monitoring me” which sounds dodgy)
now im home, haemorrhoids FLARING from 8 hours of standing, cant even sit properly, just rotating like a kebab applying cream constantly
THIS is what fighting for your country does
AND THE WORST PART
just found out
THERES NOT EVEN AN ELECTION IN LEEK
NOT EVEN ONE
and apparently reform already runs the council anyway
so WHAT have i been doing since 6AM
STILL FUMING THOUGH 😡🇬🇧
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@VenerableScribe @BotFinderUK Still here, you should be posting St. George was a Turk and would be deported if he came to the UK
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@Lord_Orc_4th @BotFinderUK Ooh, tetchy! What's the matter, blackshirt? Flag leave you for someone with a stiffer pole?
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@VenerableScribe @BotFinderUK Still flying your terrorist flag I see, your views here are mute
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@Lord_Orc_4th @BotFinderUK Very droll. Now answer the bloody point: you're as thick as two short planks. You have to be to swallow that strutting clown Fartrage's bullshit.
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@Lord_Orc_4th @BotFinderUK Your timeline suggests otherwise, blackshirt, so you're either bullshitting your followers or bullshitting us. Which is it?
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@VenerableScribe @BotFinderUK I will vote Green as I have an IQ that of a cucumber or free Palestine fanboy
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@Lord_Orc_4th @BotFinderUK You don't say! Don't tell us, let us guess: you're a Reform voter. Correct?
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