Luka from the parking lot

Breaking: Luka Doncic ejaculated on OKC the day before his first game in dallas, sources tell @malika_andrews.

@MindOfBron No shit you don’t wanna guard the Black Panther lmfao

Embiid too Jaylen Brown: "Im not guarding you"😂😂😂

Quick timeline of the takes surrounding Lakers-Rockets, with a prediction on tomorrow’s. April 17th: “The Lakers have NO chance. They’ll be lucky not to be swept.” April 20th: “If LeBron pulls this off I’ll call him the GOAT.” April 22nd: “The Rockets are frauds!” April 25th: “The Rockets are the dumbest team I’ve ever seen! Anyone would beat them!” April 30th: “The Lakers are cooked & LeBron is exhausted. Rockets in 7.” May 1st: “LeBron is going to blow a 3-0 lead & his GOAT case is over!” May 2nd: “Yeah, the Lakers won, but it’s actually not that impressive, the Rockets were pretenders.”

@TheNBACentel KD rn

Kevin Durant waves goodbye to Rockets fans in his final game 👀

@NBA_NewYork Starbury never made it out of the first round until he dickride celtics big 4. He’s the last person knicks player should take advice from. An advice from a loser is an advice no one would take.

Stephon Marbury on IG: “Recharging after the last series is vital. It’s about rebooting the system for a new challenger. This little refresher will give me the energy I need to yell and scream 🗣️📣🗣️so people can truly feel what we mean…”

Hawk Tuah

@NBA @okcthunder No.

Join us in wishing Chet Holmgren of the @okcthunder a HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY!

@HaterReport When I see Jamal

When Jamal Murray sees CJ McCollum sitting across the bar in Cancun

“Jamal PLEASE…we need you to make a shot” Jamal Murray:

@paydayfantasy Why is he wearing a crop top?

Watch the video… Shai foul baits at open-gym practices too 😭

Bro who the fuck is that #34 ref? He’s bigger than Cade Cunningham

@fromhalfcourt_ Never knew he was half filo until the day he got drafted. That’s how he and his mom cares about 🇵🇭. Now they’re just pinoy baiting which is essentially the first step to pumping your socials.

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

@LakeShowYo 23-2-5

Austin Reaves masterclass tonight 👀

@HaterReport Always was

Desmond Bane is a MENACE lmaooo What is wrong with this dude 😭🤣

Game 5 referee tomorrow for the @Lakers game

@HaterReport That 3pt from Luka definitely from way out there. Lmfao

Luka Doncic trash talk is HILARIOUS He called Alperen Sengun “Baby Capela” after he missed a free throw instead of Baby Jokic 😭💀

@DeuceThomas I got Amen/Ausar over Nashit Core I’d probably give him a +20 but he won’t get 2 buckets.

Cam Reddish would beat Nas 30-3

@Chilling44z @SpaceJam_G23 @Ballislife Lmfao have u seen how physical westbrook can be?

@SpaceJam_G23 @Ballislife I deadass got him over Westbrook

"I want a pro that can go toe-to-toe with me. I don't think that was a good representation of Gerald Green. Archie Goodwin, bring ya b**** a** outside. Austin, bring ya b**** a** outside. Anybody else, bring ya b**** a** outside." (TheSceneLeauge/YT)

@SaintTrece @jordanumbers

Jokic fans Gotta be the most racist FC in NBA twitter bro

I got 30 clips to empty on you if you ever try your bs in LA @luthebeast

@PurpGoldLakers I don’t like gucci… gucci..

James Williams in the Lakers game: 🔸Ejected Deandre Ayton for his arm slipping on Sengun’s back 🔸Missed an obvious nut shot to Marcus Smart, said it was thigh contact 🔸Called 4 egregious lane violations 🔸Random technical to Jaxson Hayes 🔸No call on LeBron driving for layup 🔸Ejected Aaron Holiday for boxing out 🔸Ejected Adou Thiero for being slightly physical with Holiday ABSOLUTE DISASTERCLASS. 🥶