Meredith Casey

*holds gun to head* “I’m gonna jump!”

TUESDAY! Come to @PleasureChestLA 8pm: @JoeMande @anylaurie16 Mike Glazer @andreajin_ Autumn Bruewer @MDeathCasey @EliOlsberg free beer, free parking, 15% off any in-store purchases!! Tix here: thepleasurechest.com/performance-an…

Ate a cheese dog outside a karate place listening to men scream. It was cathartic

The acting in early 2000s Disney movies is so bad, it’s just like porn.

American Yellow Warbler.

If I see a guy in tie dye at phish I assume it’s his first show

I think 20 dollars will always be a lot of money to me.

I have ants in my house. I just killed all but one on my counter and told him “go tell the queen it’s fucking on”

Weird how every politician retires a billionaire. I had no idea public service was so lucrative.

Do republicans fight with each other online as much as liberals do?

@BradWenzel Lmk next time you’re in La!

@MDeathCasey Thanks, Meredith! Miss you! ❤️

Really started pushing this 6 months ago. I’m at 902. Hopefully I’ll hit 1,000 in the Fall with more road work. People signing up after shows is cool and helps me feel less stupid about not figuring out social media. I’m doing everything one crowd at a time.

Male bee dies after mating with the queen bee

imagine her being told she has to scan a qr code to order at a restaurant

women make fathers. Think about that.

I love how phish fans don’t give a shit about Bert Kreisher

Women with big floppy tits love the renaissance fair.

i say phish makes me wanna run through a fuckin wall sometimes and this is the shit i mean the energy is so fucking infectious

Anyone who’s deeply online has BPD…

Everywhere I go in silverlake there’s a group of clucking hens (rich white women) 5 feet away from me gabbing their tits off and it takes every fiber of my being not to scream “shut up! Just shut the fuck up for second. I’m trying to think”