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My favorite memory at Emerson College is when I said I was gay and people told me that I should be using the word lesbian instead of gay

I mean you can’t change someone’s name when they’re in their 70s

Does dying affect my sleep schedule

Sad Bob Saget died in Florida 😬

Sky Full of Stars by Coldplay is still one of the worst things that’s ever happened to us

Paw patrol is something lgbt that happened

The name of the next strain is Bumblebee

@MaggieShmaggie It’s true! I think about that once a week but Laverne 3 times a week

If you want a lot of likes on a post sprinkle in that someone you know has died and people will like the shit out of it I do it all the time my dad is actually living shhhhh

Never compliment someone because then they’ll know that you’re thinking about them and it’ll actually prove their anxiety correct 👏👏👏

Happy Insurrection Eve!

@MaggieShmaggie Laverne ❤️

Horrible when the issue of the drink is the ice cube

@JohnGilbie John this is so good

@JaiminDesai93 Hand👋

Dropping a crypto tax guide. Drop a 👋🏼 if you want it sent to you

Ugh I went to blow out my candle but I sucked in instead

@mkbakich Fucking thank you ❤️

Does anyone know what a bistro is

@eternal_scouts God made Danika just right

hot pic on the insta story from the rest stop a few days ago