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@SooperMexican Hahaha I’m sure he’ll get right on that.

Here's the 8 point proposal from Iran for Trump: 1. The Strait of Hormuz shall be renamed the Revolutionary Iranian Strait of the Donald's Defeat. 2. NATO now means "Nouveau Allah TransIslamic Orgnanization" 3. All US combat forces across the region must convert to Islam. And wear a hijab, "yes, even the dudes." 4. Trump must sign all of his Truths with "AssalamuAlaikum my brothers" and no less than 5 heart emojis. 5. Full compensation payments to Iran based on official damage estimates, paid for by the sale of Trump Organization properties. 6. Greenland, Canada, and the nice part of Mexico, which is California, are all relinquished to the Persian Empire. 7. All American cereals need to be in the shape of the crescent and moon. 8. All Seinfeld episodes to be banned, except for the Soup Nazi one because "that makes us laugh."

@steveth75737857 No

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@nobleisawinner No

@lippyent In 2060 maybe.

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@Maga4liberty Because we all have jobs and don’t have time to stand around being useless.

How would you respond to her question?

@Amelia558rs Sure!

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@TrumpUpdateHQ D

@WRosen18488 It’s not just illegals, think of all the dead folks who’ve been voting all this time!

Donald Trump is a smart man. Whether the Save America Act gets passed or not, do you think illegals will show up at the voting polls next November if ICE is there? The ends justify the means.

I finally figured it out. Hakeem Jeffries is an Obama clone that just didn't come out right.

I saw this with a lab featured but it fit Goober so well I had to steal it and edit it to feature him.

@ImtiazMadmood @sanuzis @VladTheInflator And NOOOOO! We CAN’T make Muslim rapists look bad! What bizarro world have we become?

The British Parliament votes MASSIVELY AGAINST an investigation into child rape scandals noting that an investigation would make Muslim rapists look bad. - @VladTheInflator

@hwinkler4real Fess Parker was my first love. When I was six years old I thought he was the best guy on TV.

one of my first Heroes,, Had the hat and the Rifle

Sadly, we’re seeing this going on everywhere today. youtu.be/DVrF3LqFtAo?si…

@PollSter_Mike1 @ceebee308 Silverado

Without saying The Fly, what's the first role you think of for Jeff Goldblum?

@elonmusk This a no brainer

We absolutely should be!

@hwinkler4real Did he actually say this? I see a lot of stupid quotes next to a celebrity making them look stupid. Turns out they never said it.

somehow I do not believe that statement .. Leave this great country because of 17 minutes of music??? nope

@MFaarees_ Only liars claim they didn’t.

Only dumb and stupid folks still believe that Muslims did the 9/11.

@elonmuskPBG 2

@hwinkler4real First job 22 years; second job 13 years; third job 9 years. I’m starting my third year at my current job and loving it.

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@elonmusk People strive to get things, power, status…. But if you’re not happy without all that you won’t be happy with it. True peace comes from knowing Jesus as your savior.

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔