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@courtney883 Because people are idiots

If you see a lane is closed (and there are plenty in Chicago right now) why wait until the last second to merge? Move over early, would solve a lot of traffic jams.

@BruceWolfChi Channel 5 team seemed lost without Brandt, they weren't even sure of some of the cities

The guys on Ch. 7 were just fine, but if it was going to be Armageddon I would have liked Cheryl Scott to take me there.

@LucilleBurdge No man is a failure who has friends

Random question for no reason at all what is your favorite inspirational quote to get through difficult times

@ShillinChi Chocolate chip ?

Just baked a batch of cookies. Who said you can’t turn a ho into a housewife 🤷🏻‍♀️🤪

@james_xond Yes

If you received a check for $700K today, would you quit your job tomorrow?

@PaulPabst @TheMasters Man with priorities right there

My yearly tradition of issuing a Sunday-morning statment to the family that today, I will be unavailable. I will be findable, on the couch. I cannot drive anywhere, settle any squabbles, transfer any funds, etc. After 8pm, we can resume all normal activities. @TheMasters

@Darkdarling00 Every other Doctor

Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden!!

@honeymoon250 Comedy

So what would you call this Presidential Team?

@VinnysCorner1 Lance Parrish

Age yourself by naming an MLB Catcher you grew up watching….. I’ll start: Gary Carter

@RossTuckerNFL Truth

World’s most OVERRATED dessert:

@GovPritzker Tired old cliche, when you are robbing the true taxpayers of Illinois blind

The President has been a thorn in the side of working families across the nation — and I won’t let him do it to the people of Illinois. You come for my people, you come through me.

@GovPritzker Pritzker suffers from the Costanza effect

“Among the 10 largest metro areas in the country, Chicago was one of only four that saw improvements in domestic migration last year.” Chicago’s population is on the rise – and it’s no surprise that people are recognizing the best big city in the nation. patch.com/illinois/oakpa…

@mark_giangreco @chronicalguy @JohnCleese You know that's fake Mark, don't you have a date with Janet Davies Tonight ?

@chronicalguy @JohnCleese This is where we are!!! A total inversion . Iran demanding a regime change in the US!!!! Trump has made a terrorist nation appear to be the more sane & reasonable government!!! UN-F’ING REAL!! The bizarro world flip to an alternate universe is complete.

🚨 Breaking News‼️ IRAN HAS AGAIN SET NEW CONDITIONS TO END THE WAR WITH THE U.S According to Iran, it says it will only agree to end the ongoing conflict if there is a change in the U.S. leadership. Meaning, Donald Trump must be removed as the U.S president before they end the war. It appears Iran's new goal is to achieve a regime change in the U.S. Do you think it's possible?

@harryjsisson Stick to whatever it is you do

🚨Articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth are being introduced by Democrat Rep. Yassamin Ansari as she calls for the 25th Amendment to be used against Trump. More and more elected officials are calling for Trump to be removed. This is good.

@stoolpresidente With 3 losses, uh no, go undefeated in an entire basketball season with homegrown talent, not renters and then we can talk

Michigan opens as 7.5 point favorites against UConn. I will not look past the Huskies. They’ve proven it time and again. But this Michigan team may be the greatest team in the history of the sport.

@ShillinChi Tavern style rocks , deep dish only once in a great while

There’s a misconception that Chicagoans only eat deep dish or stuffed pizza. That’s special occasion/cold weather/hangover pizza lol. Thin is the go-to 90% of the time.

@TMsalutesyou @ClayTravis Michigan brought their team

@ClayTravis Dusty May is much better…he turned it quickly and inherited trash unlike Hurley

Dan Hurley is the best coach in college basketball right now and there isn’t a close second.

@GovPritzker Shut up you tool

Hell of a season. Incredibly proud of our Fighting Illini and the inspiring run they had. I-L-L!

@ShillinChi Piece

Ugh. That’s why I haven’t ordered yet. I don’t know what kind I want. Here are some consistent places I order from: Slice Shop (on Belmont) Piece Pats (on Lincoln) Bartoli’s Jets Rosatis Any suggestions?

@ThrillaRilla369 Earlier

Do all 50-year-olds wake up at 5 a.m.?