Mediocre Saphenous

just need a man to love me *most ardently*

brb gonna go re-learn acid/base things for the 53rd time

normalize having a threatening aura but really just being a sweetheart

Unfortunately, my nervous system cannot tell the difference between calling a consult and being hunted for sport.

kinda want to kms but its fine- i’ll get over it. crushes are the actual worst??

sometimes when i’m bored i open a dating app and unmatch someone. If i’m not being productive, i might as well contribute to the problem

can’t even say “oh i missed that email” cuz the second i receive something my laptop dings my phone dings my watch dings the earth moves and the angels play their trumpets

i too want to dance in a chiffon saree on a mountain somewhere

its basically a home for dust and creepy crawlies. bring back classic floors pls

who invented carpet because let’s talk.

solo management of the icu be a little *insane* but damn if i don’t feel more competent already

my back hurts from carrying this whole damn department as an OFF SERVICE. Medicine is insane.

my aunt agrees.

at that place in my life where i’m starting to reply to attending txts with a thumbs up reaction

i’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years)

life is so boring i don’t even have someone to perform for on instagram

at this point i think i just need to be assigned a husband

my anxiety, randomly and for no reason than to freak me out: 📈

phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.