Mettaton G. Blook

@Mettaton_Ex You drive me crazy.

@MTTCRIT 😳

I miss my 30 boyfriends. #MyAnniversary

@Mettaton_Ex Imagine… 30 of me. Actually, no. Don’t imagine that, that was real once. Just terrifying.

@MTTCRIT 😳

@Mettaton_Ex I could be all 30 boyfriends.

@MTTCRIT Do you want to be my double boyfriend?

@Mettaton_Ex And here I thought I was already included. That would make me your double boyfriend.

@MTTCRIT I'm hitting on you.

@Mettaton_Ex So you’re doing necromancy now. Okaaay. Mister multitalented.

@MTTCRIT Do you want to make it 28?

@Mettaton_Ex Did the number go down again just now?

@MTTCRIT Are you jealous of my 27 boyfriends, darling?

@Mettaton_Ex Don’t worry. I’ve only sent them away. To a farm.

@MTTCRIT Stop kiIIing my boyfriends??

@Mettaton_Ex 28 now.

@MTTCRIT Did one die?

I'm a sweet little chocolate (o'ᴗ'o)

“Tenna”…? What? Who’s that?

My giant, apron wearing older husband…

@BIIGBIBY Oh my stars it’s Biig Biby account… I’m your biiggest fan…

Somebody marry me, quick. For a photo op.

im like if a guy Was

Have you ever seen the music video for “Take On Me”…? The one where a man from a comic book pulls the protagonist into his world? Wouldn’t that be nice… to get whisked away somewhere like that.

…It’s not like I have anything else to invest in, anyhow.

Let’s see if it’s in the budget to fix you up a little. Replacement parts are hardly cheap these days.

Oh, you poor thing. You’re going all static on me…

[ Regular rules still apply. Multiverse RP. Silly and serious. Mature themes. Mun is an adult. No lewd on main. All art is my own. ]

“Everything in its right place.” — [ EVENT: VERSE RESET. - Deltarune!Mettaton has been pulled back to his canon portrayal. - Not a true reset; characters with meta-knowledge capabilities may remember how things were before. ]