MVTT BLVC

The gist is, we’re pulling out of LA entirely. We’re going to DC

Good morning to the power mommies out there, everyone else

Say that to my boaconstrictor

I miss peanut butter. Fucking love peanut butter. I’ll probably purchase not a massive jar but a sizeable Costco amount. Peanut butter and tortillas, don’t judge me.

Bro said, “I will quite literally cancel you.” Cancel what? I’m neither famous nor well known.

Idk, I think Rubio will be the first Hispanic president of the United States

Idk, I’ve never seen a sober person do the dab mid debate

Although, missing that city council meeting following the public lashing, makes her look weak as a leader.

Sounds like she’s pulling Kamala. “Count it again!” Except Raman, could surprisingly beat Pratt and if she does, she definitely won’t win in November but the lead will do her career well in the long run.

Bro, as you can see It is time for me to leave.

I thought he was practicing a monologue or something. But then he started going bilingual, and the other day he was talking about how he’s an addict and said he tried crack before, like literal crack. I came in, he was like “hey Tyler.” And went back to talking to himself

And that’s why I went to the gym before work. I’m going to shower now. My roommate is, I assume, having a schizophrenic episode…but like in Spanish. I mean, it’s nonviolent but I…should I be worried

@AmineBechrouri @zamaniii00 Don’t guilt me

@MVTTBLVC @zamaniii00 Even ur mom?

You can only save two, who are you saving?

@TamoorH15406431 @zamaniii00 Ehh. At least I’ll have $450 million

@MVTTBLVC @zamaniii00 That’s what you’re a filthy creature

There is a shelter on Skid Row where these people sleep outside in the courtyard On the ground in the courtyard of the shelter

No I’m gaining weight, because when you decided to fuck that negro, you didn’t think to do a background check on his genetics. No I have to gene test every motherfucker in the world. Crazy

Brazil