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@jjrgreeney @04gully 😭

@04gully Genetics. Imagine how British ancestors felt seeing hundreds of them steaming off a boat screaming lobbing axes about 😂

Strand Larsen, Sorloth and Haaland?? wtf they feeding these guys in Norway man

@OluwatobiOtun @AbsoluteBruno if he played for United he'll be on loan La Liga or bundesliga by now 😭 City is making him shine and he's making City shine, it goes both ways

@AbsoluteBruno Imagine he played for United 😮‍💨 he probably be top of the Balon D or favorites just based on Norway qualification campaign

City fans really don’t hype this brother enough

@UTDKingpin @UTDTrey They will pay for every drop of tear shed

@UTDTrey They will pay for every drop of tear shed

No fucking way both the men and women beat us 3-0 this season These bastards will pay…

@DaviesCFC_ @UTDTrey 😭

@UTDTrey "This bastards would pay" When they meet again, Man United:

@KeruboSk Vodka

People that stopped taking soda, what did you replace it with?

@ammesomatado @Blue_Footy "global acknowledged" 😭 only Chelsea fans and Spain fans rate him, there are faar better players in his position

@Blue_Footy Marc Cucurella is global acknowledged as the best LB in the world for a reason😂🔥🔥

Michael Olise names his toughest opponent: 🗣 "I’ve faced a lot of top players over the years but the toughest has to be Marc Cucurella. I’ve played against him a couple of times, and trust me, it’s never easy." {France Football}

@Paul_Party17 @thekingadjor with 0 trophies

Which of these three coaches is most likely to come closest to matching Pep Guardiola’s level of success?

@ESPNUK he just came to play ball and go back home no extra, no stress

Never change N'Golo Kanté 🥹

@nunesprop @ErlingRoIe 😭

@ErlingRoIe I will never ever forgive city fans for saying Oscar Bobb is our best winger

Thats Doku’s best game for City

@benjamins_st @MoArsenal86 City doesn't do 2nd in races in case you were not informed 🤚

@MoArsenal86 It had to be them who would finish second when we get it. It had to be them!

Arsenal vs Man City. The Trilogy. Buckle up, folks.

@Chris_diorX @LyesBouzidi10 he'll send Reece James back to the hospital

@LyesBouzidi10 Wait till he meet Reece James

How do you even contain Doku in this kind of form😂Theyre throwing double teams at him and he’s still finding a way through!

Jeremy Doku’s brilliant finish left some of his teammates in complete disbelief 🤯

While Jérémy Doku celebrated his goal, Haaland and Foden were celebrating by eating an apple 🍎 😂 Manchester City were having fun today 🤣

@icarelessboutU @JeylaniAbuka @ESPNUK blud you go trophyless every season, you should be used to dropping points by now😅🤷

@JeylaniAbuka @ESPNUK Honestly, how do others cope with draws, am loosing my mind, we could have been 6 point clear 🥺

Gabriel's reaction to Brian Brobbey's late equaliser against Arsenal 😤😩

@swot_saz @TouchlineX for real i get annoyed when people compare him or downgrade him with players who are faaar below him, he's his own boss✅

@TouchlineX People underrate Phil Foden a lot, fr

@dapper_ayo @FlowLikeWirt7 @TouchlineX not City, Pep. Guardiola won't allow Haaland touch Messi's record 😅🤷

@FlowLikeWirt7 @TouchlineX you know city so well😂

@_Pato20 @Tobs_fc Messi has always been an attacking midfielder, a playmaker, it's common knowledge, he only played false 9 under Pep, even when he was put on the wings he always drifted into midfield to orchestrate play 👍

@Tobs_fc And Messi isn't even a midfielder

The greatest Midfielder of all time doesn’t have 300 Assists. Messi has 400😭

@Jakewan4 @premierleague @ManCity @LFC Pep Guardiola he is his own enemy let's hope the lineup clicks🤷

@premierleague @ManCity @LFC What’s stopping us from Scoring 4-0 against Liverpool today ?

Masters. Are you backing @ManCity 🔵or @LFC 🔴 today?

@RealChiefPriest @grok 🤔

Hey @grok in 72 hours pick 5 people from my comments to win $1,000 each.

@1aurarose lol it's good they won today tbf, trust me it will be the most City thing ever to lose after their horrible streak

liverpool back in form just before they play us