Lil Dicky Johnson

Balloons on my page 🥳🎂🎈

I be blocking accounts and forget why I did, but all I know is u did something to annoy me real bad.

i like 2 posts & that’s all you’re gonna get until i get a dm 😂😂😂

my dick so polite, it stands up so you can sit down

So many losers on this app 😭😭😭

I love an eater 🙂‍↕️😮‍💨

I get scared when things go well for me

this is how you get me STARTED

I officially think lil booties hit way better than fat ones , argue w ya mammy🤷🏾‍♂️ lil shit be top tier .

Serious question: can Tops be size queens? Cause I 🫢

niggas with pretty holes >>

I been dropping off dick all weekend

Adulthood is realizing that some of your family members are not good people… as a kid, you thought they were perfect. As an adult you see: the gossip, the manipulation, the cruelty, the judgement.. and that Truth doesn’t disappear just because you share blood. Half your family members are people you’d NEVER befriend if you met them today. & that’s crazy asf but it’s also freeing. You don’t owe toxic people your time just because you share DNA.

the purpose is always bigger than the circumstance 💯

Another thing about communication, I feel like we live in a society where the communicator will always be the villain, no matter what. If you speak up, you’re annoying. When you stop giving them your time and attention, apparently you’re the one moving weird

i’m freaked out but i’m picky who i’m freaked out with

Being a bully as an adult is top tier loser behavior.

I can’t deal w ppl who are extremely conflict avoidant. There’s a difference between maintaining your peace and being a coward

The urge to lay up, cook together, watch shows, then it turns into a marriage

Nigga ate my toes up! Think I’m in love 🫪

I’m big on reciprocation: you reach out, i reach out. you’re distant, I’m distant. you check on me, i check on you. you’re inconsistent, I’m inconsistent.