Mag Ali 🇫🇷🇪🇺

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding. This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

Watters: You could probably convince the base that Gavin is a woman. He changes his mind a lot, he’s always in the mirror, he’s crossing his legs.

@NorwayChess Anna

Who do you want to win the Women's Candidates? 🏆 ♟️ Eight players. One spot. The winner earns the right to challenge reigning Women's World Champion Ju Wenjun for the World Championship title. The 2026 FIDE Women's Candidates Tournament starts today in Cyprus. 🇨🇳 Zhu Jiner 🇮🇳 Divya Deshmukh 🇺🇦 Anna Muzychuk 🇰🇿 Bibisara Assaubayeva 🇮🇳 Vaishali Rameshbabu Aleksandra Goryachkina Kateryna Lagno 🇨🇳 Tan Zhongyi Let us know who you're backing in the comments. #FIDECandidates #NorwayChess

THIS IS AMAZING! THANK YOU, AMERICA! 🇺🇸

Jesus loves. Christian Nationalism kills. You may pray for my death, Pastor, but I still love you. I love you more than you could ever hate me.

@FabriceWantiez @FIDE_chess Yes, same location as for the guys.

@FIDE_chess Where will be the women candidates tournament ? Also in Cyprus ?

❗️Humpy Koneru withdraws from FIDE Women’s Candidates 2026; Anna Muzychuk steps in 🇮🇳 Humpy Koneru (India) has officially withdrawn from the FIDE Women’s Candidates Tournament 2026, scheduled to take place in 🇨🇾 Cyprus from March 28 to April 16. In accordance with the tournament regulations, her place was offered to the next highest finisher in the Women’s Events Series 2024–25 who has not yet secured qualification. As a result, 🇺🇦 Anna Muzychuk (Ukraine) will join the tournament as her replacement. #FIDECandidates #FIDEWomensCandidates #Cyprus #FIDE #Chess

This says everything

@JeanEricBranaa À vomir....

La réaction de Donald Trump à la mort de Robert Mueller n’est pas seulement polémique — elle interroge. Elle rompt avec une norme implicite : celle du respect minimal dû à un ancien serviteur de l’État, au-delà des désaccords politiques.

@atrupar 🤢🤢🤢

WELKER: Do you think it's appropriate for the president to celebrate the death of a Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient who served in Vietnam? BESSENT: Neither one of us can understand what has been done to the president and his family WELKER: But is it appropriate for the president to celebrate the death of any American citizen? BESSENT: Give what has been done to President Trump and his family, it is impossible for either of us to understand what he's been through WELKER: So you don't think there's anything wrong with a post saying, 'Good. Robert Mueller's dead'? BESSENT: We should have empathy for what's been done to the president and his family

The so-called “President” is a disgusting, disgraceful piece of shit.

@Acyn 🤢

Ernst: I hope the president is watching. I’m going to say to the president I’m really upset that he has made your nomination. Why? Because I will be losing from the senate a best friend.

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

“It's the first time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'" — Conan O'Brien at the #Oscars

I HAVE A SIMPLE VISION: Gonzales for Colorado Talarico for Texas Platner for Maine Osborn for Nebraska Stratton for Illinois Peltola for Alaska NOT Stevens for Michigan WE CAN HAVE A BETTER SENATE. This is a once in a generational opportunity!

You need more dieting, not less.

Just read Sen. Tuberville’s post. The fact that Republicans consider a vicious overt racist like Tuberville a “mainstream” member of their party tells you all you need to know about the stakes of the next election.

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

@pidgeoncentral It would be well deserved !

According to Variety, Sarah Pidgeon is expected to win the category of "Outstanding Lead Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie" at the 79th Emmy Awards for her performance in FX's "Love Story: John F. Kennedy Jr & Carolyn Bessette".

Many people are saying that little space in the back of marco rubio's shoes is where he keeps his dignity.

@GoldenAgeUnfold 10

How do you rate CNN's Kaitlan Collins professionalism out of 10?