Dandy!

That boy loogi made me HOMELESS!

Normal folks normally say hi!

I don't think we gotta do that!

He probably would! Ah would never be good at accounting!

@TheIchorMachine i feel like the only character I've seen actually acknowledge how bleak the situation is fucking SQUIRM like out of the like 39 playable characters only 1 acknowledges their situation

@MagnifyPIAgency // yeah that always weirded me out like no one mentions the twisted apocalypse gardenviews gotten into and why they're doing the machines in the first place shouldnt like, everyone being talking about it and scared of it??

// will people crucify me when i say that i think dandys poorly written

Again, I don't sell no items, bud! Yous got the wrong little flower!

@TheIchorMachine it's really disheartening how we just see this point be brought up over and over ad nauseum. Hardly anyone outside of Sprout, Vee, and Rodger actually acknowledge the Ichor operation itself, and nobody really discusses the nature of the twisteds either, it's frustrating

@TheIchorMachine I get what they're trying to go for in the sense of showing the consequences of bringing cartoon characters to life and putting them into situations they weren't designed to handle or be built for because they're now outside of the context of the show but-

@BoxxedBirthday that's what pebble is for!

@MagnifyPIAgency make sure to get your legally mandated 10 hours in the coal mines everyday

Ah'm 2 years old today! I am the youngest Parsons EVER!

What's with everyone telling me I sold them items? I don't run no business!

@TheIchorMachine I've seen some Dandy fans try to justify Dandy and why he does what he does but I've noticed most of it ends up being headcanons or stuff made up on the spot, it's fnaf syndrome, except without the really cool visuals that Scott was well known for

@TheIchorMachine frankly it's unacceptable that 2 years have passed and we don't REALLY know much about what Dandy has done or why he's heading this entire operation, we can only speculate because we have to spend time hearing about 40 individual character conflicts instead

Sometimes it is best to keep quiet!

@missdandicus thank you pally!

@MagnifyPIAgency Happy birthday dandy

@Chalkeater68 @MagnifyPIAgency Don't worry moth I'll let you crack

@Chalkeater68 she said only a peck!

@Chalkeater68 tell ya what, I'll ask her and let ya know what she says!

now what is a speed candy?

@Chalkeater68 tapping her cheeks is such an odd thing to do! I usually just pinch her cheeks!

@MagnifyPIAgency HER CHEEKS BRO

@Chalkeater68 tap on what?

@MagnifyPIAgency I...guess dude.... Anyways can you ask yatta of she'd let me tap