Victor cheruiyot

Muguleldanyun bore ndi! ndi! ndi! heartbeat nenyun raini ko chomiet,iyanan we mugulelndanyun

I shared my wifi password with my neighbour since she said she was struggling on bills and couldn't keep up with paying for her subscription but under one condition, "DON'T SHARE IT WITH ANYONE ELSE" So today my internet was lagging super bad so I decided to check the devices: apart from my two devices,there were other 10 devices connected. Tv's, a whole gaming system and 7 phones. So I asked her if she shared my password and she replied, " I did share with 3 other neighbours and I also have many devices but you have unlimited so I don't think thats a problem" I said no problem for sure,went back to my house and changed my password. That audacity for something you don't pay for suprises me

Deep down safaricom would want the money in your mpesa to have an expiry date . Lakini mungu sio mfupi kama ndegwa.

Bullies seeking validation 😂😂

Y'all don't know this lady's photo was taken few hours before her death. 2021.

Kutakuaje Dry Na Unaishi Huko Mercy?

Blessed Easter 🤍

Ukiwa umezima kwa club then uskie " huyu kwanza anakuaga na IPhone"

Son of Adonija was left seeing with both his mouth & eyes open. PUT NDARUGO!!😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mbavu the Destroyer, who had been beating his chest like a malfunctioning drum finally stepped into the ring only to get his software updated by force. My guy promised total destruction, but instead received a technical knockout so clean he started seeing marudurudu, birds of ngethé, and possibly his ancestors waving at him from VIP seats. Meanwhile, Majembe had been quietly in camp, lifting weights and minding his business like a man preparing for war. Mbavu, on the other hand, was busy shooting skits, dropping hot takes, and conducting full-time BBL investigations on Majembe’s Sundus. After receiving thorough beating, the content creator had to lay down complaining that Majembe had invaded his family territory where the instruments of power are located. Anasema amegongwa makagare, but the ref asked him kama makagare yake iko located kwa kahasho. Ni mbaya ayaaam telling you.😂

Bro just masturbated 🤣

K!ller: ...and I will k!ll everyone you love Me: I love you K!ller:

Your life isn’t random. It’s following a blueprint you can’t see.

If theres someone I really feel pity for its that Late MPs widow. Huyo waliingiza kwa board ya ICT. Very soon when they realize she doesn’t offer any value they will start making demands. And one thing you must understand,Mulot Boys are some of the horniest species of men god put on this earth. Their work was strictly to procreate,they were never supposed to be anywhere near the government. They will chew her like stolen sugar cane nakwambia,from senator the chief inspector himself Mr Weston hotel Room 502 owner Na ndio ujue siwadanganyi. If these hyenas had the audacity to ask Gloria Orwoba for sexual favor,and remember what Gloria looks like,she looks like an ex japan nissan juke with gearbox issues,sasa huyu wa johna ng’eno watafanyia nini aki. Kwanza mtu kama sudi I know he is already scheming,next week he’ll text her and tell her “Hae,I ope yua oke,Me want tell yu hao yu luk faine in yua asband fyunerol. Dont gif up,I yam width yu” As the Proverb goes,When a beautiful woman has no brain its the private parts that suffer the most. Halitakua jambo jipya kumuona fisi akimla mwanawe jangwani. Ni mbayaaa!!

Kesho body count ita reset to zero Yesu alikufa nazo

I mistakenly transfered 2k to a wrong phone number. After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, I came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying: """Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you... It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the illuminati fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But incase you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death.""" Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying:: "Please send another 6k, three of my friends are also interested." 😟😟 😭

Another poverty mentality ni kubeba paper bag Ukienda shopping kwa supermarket ati usave 20 bob... Ni Onyango Tate, hide ID!!🥲

“Hii mambo ya kupiga mabibi imepitwa na wakati. Unapiga bibi mpaka akiitwa function usiku anakuja na gogos”~ Gachagua!! Waaaaaaaiii Nyasaye, PUT STONE, I REPEAT PUT NDARUGO. Ni Mbaya!!😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Zack_g0 Mwizi😂😂

Huku x huwezi kosa kitu unadai bana Ukitaka Camera man - bandit Fish - Allan Car for hire - omambia Gig - mlachake Gay - Josh Laptop - Abuga mwizi - niko kadi Kinywero - Koi ... Kila kitu iko huku💯💯

Our Bro Mbavu destroyer has been everywhere except training na anatarajia kurudi mtaani na mbavu. Training ni 10% na Hyping 90%, amesahau he's dealing with a professional boxer. But give it to the guy,, he's very very smart in brand building. He has singlehandedly hyped the fight & he has made really good money for Obina who's in charge of the ticketing. Yesterday after they appeared for weight measurements, aliuliza Majembe kama alienda BBL juu ya haga, kijana ni mchokozi sana. To him, It's not about the fight, it's about building a brand out of the match. I support him even though najua atalimwa na round one.😂