
matt mittens
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matt mittens
@Manayunkmatt
just trying to be a funny comedian #itsjustjokes #idontmeantoffend



Congo, 1955 (colonia belga en ese momento)



Asmongold gives his BASED opinion, says: "You're not being oppressed by the top 2% of society. You're being oppressed by the bottom 2% of society instead 👀 "People ain't gunna like this one: the bottom 2% of society have caused all of the manifest problems in your lives”


Candace Owens just made an interesting discovery. AKA Candace Owens just ripped off someone else’s fake conspiracy she saw on social media. As usual her “explosive” discovery will be nothing more than a fizzled fart in the wind. However I am enjoying watching her cult suddenly pretend that they always believed in the exploding microphone theories. I’ve been interacting with these psychos for nearly a year now and whenever I made fun of the exploding microphone theories in the past they were always sure to tell me that neither they nor Candace believed in those theories. Now all of that has changed at the drop of a dime. The hive mind has been activated. And now the exploding microphone is “key” to cracking the case until they get bored with that in two weeks and find a new “key” that will crack the case.



JD Vance can’t even defend Trump’s economy with a straight face. Maybe that’s because Americans are getting crushed by it. Gas. Groceries. Inflation. ALL UP! These clowns are in over their heads.



Breaking News: Dalton Eatherly aka Chud the Builder has had his bond REVOKED for the Davidson County charges when he didn’t pay for his food at a local restaurant along with resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. “Based on what I’ve seen on social media and Mr. Eatherly’s behavior” - Judge Blackburn on why she revoked Eatherly’s bond. Chud will remain in jail for the time being.














