Marie Cardno

My debut novella HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND (WHEN YOU'RE A TERRIFYING MONSTER) is coming out this August! Purchase links in thread -->

seeing varric and solas have a dilf off has altered my brain chemistry in ways i can’t explain

I'm taking part in this Cozy the Day Away sale today - check it out for discounted and free cozy books! promisepress.org/cozysalelist/

@anaisisreading now this is a GREAT idea

@stephanieburgis I am so excited for her take on it!

Marooned on Planet Android book box giveaway #giveaway #scifiromance #win kingsumo.com/g/umqeiz/maroo…

It's sweet! It's sapphic! It's hard to get a girlfriend when you're an eldritch horror from a dimension beyond mortal imaginings! And it's 99c on the river site rn, for reasons known only to the river.

Found a new reference image for Trillin

the rare book giveaway that WILL post anywhere in the world! #thath #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/vlvb6v/the-h…

This how you walk on the sand so you don’t alert the worms

Spring is upon us, and with the flowers bloom another array of amazing queer books. Dive into this list of our most anticipated releases this March! swordsandsapphics.com/post/lgbtq-rel…

Just a few hours left to enter my giveaway for a Monster Girlfriend book box! kingsumo.com/g/ab86ai/win-a…

Submissions are now open for the next round of Te Papa Tupu, an awesome mentorship programme for aspiring Māori writers. I was one of the mentees in 2018 and it was AMAZING. Highly recommend throwing yourself in the ring. Don't self-reject! mlt.org.nz/te-papa-tupu/

@jaxies Happy birthday!

I'm giving away a Monster Girlfriend book box! Very exclusive because I can't be bothered putting these things together very often!

@stephanieburgis That sounds amazing 😍

@stephanieburgis Congratulations! Enjoy your break!

my babes!

it’s already gone but shoutout to the person who edited his wiki, may your star forever burn brightly

uh oh spending all my money flat rate shipping to NZ... better spend even more money to make it worth the $

do it for the funky orange man