Mark Wallace

I’ve never felt so self conscious and embarrassed as I am now And everyone kept laughing at me

Sèx is a sin, masturbàtion is a sin. So what do we do when we are hòrny 😟😪😂

I don’t get how cruel people are to themselves. That’s youuuu that you’re talking about… it may be the past you, but it’s still you. wth?

Paolo maldini and John Terry better get ready to meet Samuel umtiti in the lecture room.

In defending your Lionel Messi, you have successfully shot yourself in the foot You wrote "Zlatan, in his book, said Messi spoke to Pep about switching formations, this formation switch is what affected him "He was playing better in the previous formation, and scoring" Can you read and hear yourself? Messi told Pep to change formation and it affected Zlatan Ibrahimovic One player in a team, told a coach to alter a formation to favour him and it affected the club's top striker who was scoring goals at that time Do you understand what that means at all? "Messi calls the shot at Barcelona!" That single act alone affected Ibrahimovic's career at Barcelona and that was the end And you say Messi is not the cause of it! Why are you living in denial of the truth? And you wrote a long epistle to defend that evil attitude I have heard so many times that Messi calls the shot at Barcelona, I don't flinch about it because I don't follow media noise But you just confirmed by yourself that Lionel Messi calls the shot at Barcelona Maybe I should start believing all the nonsense I have heard about Messi in Barcelona Second, you said I couldn't sleep overnight to research to reply to you? This has to be one of the most funniest comments I will read.... My guy, stop it!! I am not bragging, "When it comes to football analysis, I am one of the best you or anyone in the whole world will ever come across" I didn't become a sports/football journalist because I found my in it I played, read, watched, followed and studied the game of football Before I became a sports journalist, I have invested half of my life into football So, when I talk, I am speaking from a very vast and deep knowledge of the game Don't play!!

I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???” I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card. She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?” All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂

You are a young Prose Writer/Editor from NIGERIA, but you have not read "Half of a Yellow Sun"? You are a JOKER.

Throwback to when Lionel Messi owned Ronaldo at the BallonD’or ceremony without saying a word 😭😭

Ronaldo deixa mensagem

I always love your write up Always precise and dope, and your knowledge is vast However,, there are "four statements" that are fallacies in the media space • Cristiano Ronaldo is arrogant but Lionel Messi is humble • Ronaldo chase records, Messi doesn't • Ronaldo cares about the rivalry, Messi doesn't • Ronaldo is hard work, Messi is talent All these four, they are lies!! Everything you said about Messi is good but it kinda paints Ronaldo as a selfish and a bad person First, I don't believe all these Portugal players don't regard Ronaldo I have followed football to a stage where I don't follow media noise There is competition amongst team mates. You played football and you know this An average European footballer has this perceived arrogant personality Ask Zinedine Zidane, ask Thierry Henry, ask Arjen Robben, ask Eden Hazard, ask some of the great European players, etc Second, before I judge someone, I sometimes check where they are from which are foundations to a lot of things In 2007, Ronaldo was asked who the best player in the history of football is He said; "Cristiano Ronaldo" He was 21 years and he hasn't even achieved anything In 2012, when Ronaldo was asked about the Ballon d'Or He said; "in Portugal, we don't act like we don't want something. We say it out the way we feel it. I want to win the Ballon d'Or" You have heard how Jose Mourinho speaks...... I think Nani once said he is as good as Ronaldo but Ronaldo was way more consistent. I can't remember how he put it again These are the Portuguese ways of speaking and actions. They don't hide it and it doesn't make them arrogant The Joao Neves interview, I didn't condemn him because of two things; First, he is young and might not have meant it the way the media portrayed it Second, it's the Portuguese way of speaking All these Ronaldo is chasing records, he reacts or doesn't talk to anyone if he doesn't score doesn't make him arrogant or selfish That's a personality trait and a way of dealing with disappointment Yes, maybe sometimes; He overdoes it or he should have done better, but then, is there anyone 100% perfect in character And it's not every game that he doesn't score that he won't talk to his teammates after the game He has played over 1000 games Dring the BBC/MSN era. The MSN said they use to share glasses of wine together Ronaldo said; He keeps a professional friendship with the BBC. They don't share wine, they come to work and go to their houses Does that make the BBC group worse than the MSN? Messi doesn't chase records.... Was it not the same Messi that messaged Pep Guardiola when Zlatan Ibrahimovic was making the headlines ahead of him in Barcelona And it led to Zlatan being marginalized from the team! Was it not the same Messi that said he was hurt when Ronaldo tied his Ballon d'Or awards? Was it not the same Messi that told Guillerm Ballague that he wants to outdo Cristiano So, you still think he doesn't chase records? Let me tell you today, Messi has eyes on 1000 career goals. If anyone tells you otherwise, it's a lie The Argentina team You see the Argentine team that became successful It's just because we don't give him his flowers. Lionel Scaloni was the reason why that team succeeded Before now, Argentina was individualistic but when Scaloni came, the first thing he did was break that individualism structure That was what the birth of whatever you see in the Argentina national team today Scaloni fostered unity, trust, friendliness, and loyalty among the Argentine players and that was the beginning of their greatness Once again, great write up but sometimes what the media paints are far from the truth Well done

🚨🇦🇷 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lionel Messi was training normally with the team yesterday, he looked motivated and happy.

🚨 Mbappé scored 2, Halaand also, Messi... well! Do you see yourself with them? ❗️Lamine Yamal: "I don't care about that. I'm not obsessing about that." "First of all, they're all at least 10 years older than me, and my style of play is different. I only want to win." "You can score 16 goals in the tournament but be eliminated in the semis, so I don't want that. I want to win."