Maryloveschipotle

A patient just called me a fugly cock sucking bitch!!! 🙃

PCA answers “overrated” chants by blasting one into the Tarps Off section

PCA - you’re hired, please come in for a 20 minute shift, your apron and grill tongs await you, the first amendment is alive at Wiener Circle

I hate my Job But it pays for Beers And I need Beers Because I hate my Job

@anactualwalnut @NoahKahan These are resale. He has no control over a third party site and what resellers price them at

@NoahKahan I love you bad my dude but what the fuck is this

I want to see Noah Kahan more than anything but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. Going to concerts shouldn’t only be for the wealthy. Who is spending $570-950 on nosebleeds. Who comes up with these prices. Gas is pushing $6 a gallon and nose bleed concert tickets are $600+ a piece. Fuck off

@swifferwins She hates the Midwest 😭

dude what did kansas city and st. louis do to artists lately to be left completely out over and over again

Purr therapy, activated 🖤✨

J.D. Vance (2024).

Illini Nation, ITS GAMEDAY

The last time Illinois went to the Final Four, this squad led the way.

Illinois genuinely might be a Final Four team bro

Me every single day since the last presidential election:

@HanaHoops She is the team tf? Multiple players seasons get canceled for this same thing

Imagine the NFL canceled a teams season every time a player got caught committing domestic violence

Didn’t you idiots vote for Trump because you wanted lower gas prices, lower grocery prices, no new wars, and a full release of the Epstein files? How is that going?

Waiting for all the "protect women's sports" people to loudly condemn trump and the USA men's hockey team. Riley Gaines, this is your time to shine!

Me watching this halftime show armed with nothing but a single high school Spanish class not understanding a word

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.