Martin

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Martin

@MartinLikesBeer

Ball Knower, Sink Pisser, and Jordan Walker Enthusiast

Beigetreten Şubat 2023

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·12 Tem

Dudes be like “I miss him,” and it’s just a traditional power forward.

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·2h

Newcastle century of humiliation

Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool are set to sign Víctor Muñoz with HIJACK done, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇪🇸 Newcastle in advanced talks for days but #LFC enter the deal, verbally agree terms with Muñoz and activate €40m release clause. All set to be signed and another big surpise. 🧨

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Really unfortunate for Modric there. Good thing Harry Kane fucking sucks.

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Madueke is actually so fucking buns man

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Had to pick up some caffeine in case tuchel ball puts me to sleep

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Yoane Wissa goal

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Ronaldo is such a bum. He’ll never be Yoane Wissa.

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·7h

Yoane Wissa equaled his goal total for the Newcastle in 1 half against Portugal

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ami ⁺˳✧༚ lamine yamal akgae 🇲🇦 (post limit)@be0X1mgyu·22h

boot to calf spikes digging into muscle and not even a yellow wallahi there’s corruption

Lydia@ly_diiiaaa

مدلل الفيفا الصفرا و ما يديهاش

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·9h

@kishswim Can’t really count it as a masterclass when he should’ve been sent off

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Kish 🇭🇹@kishswim·11h

Yeah that Messi masterclass not making me forget they on the hatewatch

lorem ipsum@altashanta

QUÉ PASÓ NEGRITO?????? SE VE QUE ALLAH NO QUISO

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·9h

#SellAllArgentinesIntoWhiteSlavery

lorem ipsum@altashanta

QUÉ PASÓ NEGRITO?????? SE VE QUE ALLAH NO QUISO

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·22h

This shit is more shameless than Bam’s 83

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·1d

Erling Haaland is a fucking machine bro

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Kylian holy

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·1d

Maybe Real Madrid fans are correct in the way they talk about Mbappe

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@maisonlongan I love my gay striker

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nhu@maisonlongan·1d

the way he laughed im crying

𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗮∿ 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓼✺𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓮@ann_awwstarry

the concept of having a girlfriend is genuinely hilarious to him 😭

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·1d

Mbappe stinks man. I can smell his ass through my TV.

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·1d

Did Zlatan Ibrahimović just say the team is more important than the individual?????

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·2d

Mo Salah is gonna need another hair transplant soon

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·2d

I was about to make a Lukaku joke, but then he immediately scores. Fairs demon

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Martin@MartinLikesBeer·2d

Yeah I’ve seen enough. Cut the amount of Europeans teams in half next World Cup.

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