Master Yoda
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Master Yoda
@MasterYodaMB
Very charming person



🤣🤣🤣TRY TO BE CANADIAN🤣🤣🤣 "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Canada now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike. Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your 1st day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Canada, and now my name is Mike”. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again. The next day, Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?" she asked. "Well, shortly after becoming an Canadian, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."


























