Sean

Multiperi organising/marketing the ama2k Event until all the ticket got sold out 🔥.Across every social media platform plus the apparels🔥🙌. Nahh you gotta appreciate greatness 🐐 . Im 100% sure , Chippaz Promotion was found trembling 😭😭🤞

She invited me for a weekend getaway..I get there and it’s a one-bedroom. Now she’s like “we can share the bed” ..No ma’am sleep on the floor..I came here to relax, not be an ATM for sex. Women really out here tryna collect bodies.👐🏾👐🏾

So my card declined last week by Nando’s and this lady offered to pay for my meal. Felt I owed her and took her number so I could repay her. After we started chatting on WA she offered to pay for my rent and I agreed. Today she came and wants to sleep with me. Ladies 🚮

Please check those surprise artist😭😪🙏🏽

REPOST until this post reaches @ManUtd and @Casemiro Minibus spotted in 🇿🇼

I know you guys have given up on the Bottle Job but I still think Arsenal will lose this league😂. A net 6 point gap plus an obvious loss to Man City, they just have to bottle one game and they will, bookmark this.

Call 911 and tell them they're 910 now 🌚

@Tekkalekker @uMangena_ @Mukoma_Tokodo Haaa varume tirikuti mulockdown wani😆

@MastermindSean @uMangena_ @Mukoma_Tokodo Wakatopusa kuzvika ikoko😅

Mahwindi ekuMbare are so inhuman how come munobatsirana kudhonza zvinhu zvemwana mudiki akunozvikwirira bus ega muchimubira? MaMoms anenge aripaMisika kutoseka vachiti kabirei💔. We have turned into a society isisina kana nyadzi kana hunhu.

He’s keeping his name then

Haa zvandaitirwa nhasi😂😂🙌🏾 So i moved condoms (for a health awareness campaign) into the storeroom at work and then i left. Later, this guy manje from the office called me apa i couldn’t use my hands so I asked some lady anga aripo kuti andidairire oisa paspeaker .. i didn’t mind because munhu wekubasaka😂😂 but haa pabhaizika. Angodaira phone nekungoti, “Ko macondom wamaisa pai..” Imagine 🥺

@Millionairebay @uMangena_ @Mukoma_Tokodo Haaaa ipapo ndopaitozobhaizika manje😆

@MastermindSean @uMangena_ @Mukoma_Tokodo Just imagine if you wr walking with your crush😭

@uMangena_ @Millionairebay @Mukoma_Tokodo You can never understand 😆

@MastermindSean @Millionairebay @Mukoma_Tokodo Asi iwe wakatobvuma kudanzwo

Lecturer's girlfriend watching you revise the wrong topic

@uMangena_ @Millionairebay @Mukoma_Tokodo Mahwindi ndiwo ngaasadaro

@MastermindSean @Millionairebay @Mukoma_Tokodo 😂😂😂😂😂ha amana musadaro

Failed talking stage 😭😂 Thread, let’s have yours🧵

@uMangena_ @Millionairebay @Mukoma_Tokodo Yaibviswa pamuromo yoiswa pamaziso bro haa guys😆

@Millionairebay @MastermindSean @Mukoma_Tokodo The mask part made me laugh 😂

@Millionairebay Usadaro😆

This is why I'd be fired ndikaita zve counselling and therapy. Man this is funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. But hey..be strong okay.

@SimblexD Baba Pure hamuna kana nyadzi