Maddie

@Mollyploofkins @grok can you turn the stairs into a slide and have Trump slide down it

Just a matter of time until he Tubervilles down those stairs

@CleanHouse2018 @BurreschTony1 @Viralvid_89

@BurreschTony1 @Viralvid_89 You look and sound like an asshole, so you shouldn’t mind being addressed as “Asshole.” Good to know, Asshole.

Karen Doesn't Like Getting the Same Energy Back.

@TruthorConseq12 @davidfrum 🤡

@davidfrum The nation that raped and tortured hundreds of thousands years ago?

It was not a good idea for the prime minister of the politest nation in the world to accept a face-to-face meeting with this American president

@dog_rates I love him!

This is Remy. He has a bit of an overbite, but that is okay. Not his fault for being an overachiever. 12/10

@ClaudetteGGibs1 @GerriCosenzo Spouses not related by blood.

Surprise me.

@alt_w_v_g @StealMyPic Nobody has ever said “it’s only a dollar.” Come on now. I don’t give anymore either.

Went to the grocery store this morning Bread, milk, eggs $47.63 The screen asked if I'd like to round up to support a children's hospital I pressed no The cashier looked at me The woman behind me looked at me My wife looked at the ceiling Again This company made $14 billion last year They can round up Went to get gas after The pump asked if I'd like to add $1 to support veterans I support veterans I pressed no A $200 billion oil company asking me to fund their charity while I'm paying $3.89 a gallon That's not philanthropy That's outsourcing Drove through for lunch Taco Bell The screen said "round up for education?" A fast food company asking me to fund scholarships while paying their employees $11 an hour I pressed no My wife said "you know you're arguing with screens today" She was right But the screens started it Went to the pharmacy Picked up a prescription $340 after insurance The screen asked if I'd like to donate $1 to help families in need I just paid $340 for a medication that costs $4 to manufacture And now you want a dollar I pressed no The pharmacist said "it's just a dollar" I said "it's never just a dollar" She didn't respond Got home My wife said "you said no to a children's hospital, veterans, education, and families in need today" I said "no. I said no to four corporations who want me to fund their goodwill so they can put it in their annual report" She was quiet Then she said "you're not wrong" I said "I know" She said "but you're still going to look like a monster" I said "I'd rather look like a monster than quietly fund a billion-dollar company's PR strategy at the register" She didn't disagree But she didn't look at me either Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

Iranian shop owner memes Trump to increase sales

@NimraShahzadin I’m so sorry for your loss, Nimra. I bet he’s made all kinds of friends already and he’s telling them all about the love you gave him during his time on earth. Be kind to yourself and let yourself feel all that you must. 🐾💙

If anyone has someone already at the Rainbow Bridge, could you please ask them to look out for Pete? It's his first day there. I am in shambles. Petey was so, so good.

@SeeRacists That’s methed up.

Mom Leaves Kids in Car at Mall and her Barefoot 2yo Toddler Wanders Alone into Traffic! Angela Weichmann left her 2, 5 & 7 year-old children unattended for an hour. Brothers watched YouTube inside, clueless. Hero DJ Webb called 911 and saved them. Mom now charged with 3 counts reckless conduct. What punishment should parents who endanger their own kids like this face? Jail? Lose custody?

@tim_brannigan How did she not know about this guy and how did she not know where he was going to be that day? How did she track him down? His phone? So many questions.

Pregnant wife and mum of three suspects her husband is having an affair, so she follows him. She gets quite the shock.

@malaikanoor48 @RpsAgainstTrump

@RpsAgainstTrump “Trump is taking control of the narrative — RESHAPING THE MEDIA to reflect truth and American interests. 💪📢

Trump posted an image claiming he is “reshaping the media.”

@ItsDeanBlundell @CanadianCoffey Also: common decency

School shootings Mortality rates Medical bankruptcies Quality of life Freedom index Universal health care Education Women's rights Children's rights Human rights Soccer Hockey Obesity Alcoholism and prescription drug dependence

@AdamKinzinger Feel it in his bones? How will he know if it’s not just his bone spurs?

Truly one of the dumbest people not to be president, but to ever even just be

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 I hope this is a joke. Jfc you people are out of your minds.

The internet is FREAKING OUT after this man was spotted driving in south Florida

@edgaralandough @Chanson22 The irony of reading this while doomscrolling is not lost on me.

We are overstimulated and we don't even notice. Netflix while eating. Reels in the bathroom. Music while cooking. Podcasts on walks. We consume by default, not by intention. You keep filling every gap, then wonder why you feel foggy and unmotivated. Boredom and silence are the real growth drivers. They give you space to think and create. That's when solutions show up for problems that have been stuck for months. Leave some room.

@Mappy6984 To each their own but man I wish people would stop bringing innocent people into their lives if they are not settled in themselves. Especially children.

Yikkkes listen to this

@JesseO007 @Mappy6984 You’ll be ok.

@Mappy6984 I really don't like the fact that she's using the incorrect gender for her ex husband.

@RachelC71198449 @ReenRy14 @OooohhhE @JamesTate121 I’m going with she’s a troll.

@ReenRy14 @OooohhhE @JamesTate121 She either already knows this or is a complete moron

Veteran Epstein Reporter Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected “It’s completely overwhelming,” journalist Julie K. Brown said. thedailybeast.com/veteran-epstei…

@bradponsart @BradRedekopp

@BradRedekopp We all knew Mark Carney would do everything possible to stay away from facing Pierre Poilievre in Question Period. The way Poilievre undressed Trudeau, made him afraid and very uncertain in that increasingly dangerous and more divided chamber.

Carney finally showed up in Parliament today. Liberal MPs reaction? Like puppy dogs who have just seen their master for the first time in weeks!!!

@BradRedekopp Oh Brad, you jealous shitbag.