Dizzy Buckets

The one good consistent thing about Mets baseball was my entire life was Howie… The voice of baseball for me Sad to see him go

White girls when there are giant angel wings painted on a building:

@brad_payne13 Correct

@MattyOpp This is incredible!

7 years ago I made this banger

0 for 1

WBC winner ‘26 Cy Young ‘26 All Star ‘26 Rookie of the year. Put it in the books

Me enthusiastically watching March madness with a smile on my face:

The guy who cleans the parking lot showing up to work in the morning

March

Good afternoon my octoroon!

We asked ChatGPT to simulate the 2026 NFL playoffs. It gave us this.

@StoolMintzy Would you rather be incompetent at your job? Get caught dropping an N bomb on camera ? Be known as the selfish asshole at work Have a reputation for doing the absolute least? Have every comment be about how everything thinks you’re the worst? Or Be Mintzy Oh…wait a minute…

People can you feel it?!??

@KFCBarstool This is so ridiculous …it being AI seemed more realistic

How long would you need to train to be able to run a 6 minute mile uphill in the snow on skis? I think I could make it to the NFL or the NBA before I could ever do this. I think I could do absolutely anything else in the world before I could accomplish this

Cold

With the 3rd pick…I made of earth sick!

The Jets record next year with Joe Burrow at quarterback, I would predict, would be 2-1.

Go get 'em Sam

@SteveMalogna @PFTCommenter Bars

@PFTCommenter I’m sending Mike Macdonald Kevin Durant college highlights so he knows the best ways to defend an Austin Hooper

Throwback to the 99 Knicks who went all the way to The Finals as an 8 seed