Max Garcia Davison

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple: Read comic books. Laugh. That'll pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But Doctor, I write comics."

Johnny Gargano after Takeover:

Easter egg hunts are just Taskmaster for children.

April the Fourth Be With You.

@PopCrave @firstwefeast

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?

Of course Randy Orton aligns himself with a punter. #smackdown

Easter has never fallen on Friday the 13th. That’s how powerful the Pope is.

Here's how you adapt Ocarina of Time for the big screen: -Two movies. First covers Young Link until he finds the Master Sword. Part Two covers awakening the five sages. -Additionally, there will be a 20-part TV series about getting stuck in the Water Temple with no goddam way out

Greg Sestero:

That Mark scene was hard to watch holy shit man…

CB Bucknor’s officiating is like jazz. Sometimes you need to focus on the calls that he isn’t making.

“What watches Anchorman in the morning, Heat in the afternoon, and Master and Commander at night?”

Bob Dylan’s Patreon is hawking AI-written historical fiction and I now understand the fury when he went electric.

@LarryBundyJr Braid

Can anyone think of a game where the twist is YOU are the final boss? Only one that comes to mind for me is Shadow of the Colossus. (Though the bad ending to Resident Evil 9 totally missed an opportunity there)

I fear that Danhausen missed Kit Wilson and cursed the entirety of Smackdown last night.

@FoulTerritoryTV Great work early in the season. But we’ll see when he gets to October…

Thoughts on Clayton Kershaw's first broadcast with NBC?

Thank god, the pitcher that I didn’t draft got lit up! I’m a fantasy genius! Oh god, the hitter that I didn’t draft hit an RBI double. My season is ruined!!2

DAN ORLOVSKY: I have a list of 1004 QBs that I would take over Mendoza. 1) Ty Simpson 2) Ty Simpson 3) The guy from Alabama 4) Ty Simpson

The Dodgers are deferring the shame of “UNIQLO Field” for ten years.

“What body parts did King Arthur ever take off of the Black Knight?”

Someone said I was starting to sound exactly like my father, so now I need to cool off by going home, popping open a Rolling Rock and listening to Bob Seger’s greatest hits.