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@MaxMuhlenkamp

Cbus Beigetreten Aralık 2011
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So was nobody gonna tell me I got fat? I don’t appreciate it
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Really awkward when someone’s bitching to you and you agree with the party they’re bitching about
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Anybody else’s jeans not fitting like they did last year? #weird
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Good things only feel good after you’ve done the hard thing
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JB 🐻✨🍉@JBfromDC89·
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
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This is my idea of hell on earth
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“If I were a boy I’d probably still like boys” -Beyoncé #happypridemonth
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You could be here today and gone tomorrow. No matter your age, live each day as if it were your last ♥️
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Overcoming getting over one less hour of sleep.
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One of the most annoying parts of being a single adult is figuring out what the hell I’m gonna eat today.
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I hate prissy mean gays. You’re making us look bad out here
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You’ll never catch me out on the weekend without a smile plastered on my face, enthusiastic to talk to anyone that’s willing to spark a conversation. If you’re miserable keep that ass at home
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People ask what Max is short for and i tell them absolutely nothing
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Go to bed Max no one cares babe
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I get irrationally pissed when restaurants forget my extra sauces. Keep it, i don’t even want it anymore .
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I’m the darkest shade of winter blue dreaming of sunshine on lakes on pontoons
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grant👨🏻‍🦱@urdadssidepiece·
Me telling my kids about the 14 hour TikTok ban
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Caitlin Hale and Angelo Massagli, who played Marta and Frankie in the film School of Rock, got married over the weekend.
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