Max Everson

Neuer 😮‍💨

Don’t worry Kanye. There’s always a way in

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

My timeline today has just been Bayern and Madrid representatives wanking each other off.

Twitter on absolute fire with the Arsenal stuff. Glorious.

"You can't laugh at Arsenal when you're literally getting relegated"

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

@FabrizioRomano LOL

💔🇮🇹..

Italy LOL

I’m not looking into it too much as it’s a friendly, but this is fucking dreadful.

BREAKING NEWS: Hydration breaks are to combat high temperatures. More on this as it comes… 🤪🤪🤪🤪

You think I’m gonna be mad about a hot headed Italian screaming at the team for going 1-0 down to Sunderland after five minutes? Please, I live for that.

We are pleased to announce the appointment of Roberto De Zerbi as our new Men’s Head Coach on a long-term contract, subject to work permit. 🔗 thfc.pro/4m1IutG

De Zerbi trying to teach Palhinha and Gallagher how to build up.

Buzzing for Defoe to manage Spurs in only seven more managers time 🤩

Kinsky seeing Igor Tudor leaving Tottenhams training ground for the last time

We have the same pram as CMC. Claim to fame 🫡 could’ve held off his MK visit by 40 odd days however…

finally celebrating something

Take me back to Oasis at Wembley last year. Damn.